Thread: Fukit; I'm going for a walk!

Betty you could hook up with the Jebel hash house harriers. They drink beer! I have a friend there if you need a number

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I'm staying in the hotel, they're serving good martinis.

For the bitter old bastard who redded me for this comment and said martinis are gay.....well James Bond drinks them, doesn't he? Therefore not gay!

^can't imagine who would've done that, Willy...
(actually, it wasn't a red)

&, as for Mr Bond...

Yeah, but the story sounded better if it was a red...

^it will be next time!

Anyway, every one knows James Bond is manly, he gets all the women!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I just get a bit bored and pop out from time to time;

Get a comfortable chair, take it outside at night, relax watch for passing satellites. Between this activity and reading in Saudi it just didn't get any better Betty.

I know you're trying to convenience all of us that your soon to be meet up is a Polish Miss Universe, but the sad reality she's got a pot belly, sagging jaws, tits to match and yellow grimed teeth from going down on the likes of your type in the Middle East for the past 40 years.

Can you afford the bill at the end of the night? STD's?

Originally Posted by ltnt

in Saudi

Oman. Never made it to Saudi - too boring...

Originally Posted by ltnt

Polish Miss Universe

She's a nice lady to have a chat with and a drink; purely platonic. She does happen to be very pretty with a lovely figure, but that is neither here nor there to our polite conversation.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

you and I are very different, Sir

Indeed we are.

Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna be Ball Deep

Balls deep.







The wives version.

^Must be the vision of Polish Sausage....