Beefburger tree.

**kmart** · 10-10-2013, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

.....we grafted an asparagus-prosciutto tree a few years back.
Bountiful results.

Bacon is the duct tape of food. Official.

**nigelandjan** · 10-10-2013, 11:51 AM

Charlie ! this is a serious thread

I had a Tesco burger tree , it was doing well but now .....THEYRE .........OFF !!!!!!!

One of the biggest probs with em was they had too much Shergar in em

Anyway in these times of austerity we now go to my Lidyl Pony for burgers

Tesco have found traces of Zebra in theyre barcodes

My mates just quit working at the Tesco meat counter ,, said it was just like flogging a dead horse

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 11:53 AM

^ Nige, calm down, mate... You're supposed to be one of the calmer members - if you go all Stoker then how will the rest of us hold on to reality???

**Cujo** · 10-10-2013, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by charleyboy

I planted a bacon tree last year and after 6 months it was full of rashers.

Went to get a few for breakfast and it blew up.

Turns out...It was a hambush!

Hardy har ha.

**kingwilly** · 10-10-2013, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Have a word with Namdocmai. I'm sure he'll have one!

**alwarner** · 10-10-2013, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Could you supply a cutting?

A rabbi friend of mine has a foreskin tree if you're interested?

Is it in his mouth?

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 04:23 PM

^ not sure if the fruit is edible, Al; I'll have to ask him...

**somtamslap** · 10-10-2013, 05:48 PM

Hamburger trees are for massive poofters.

Doner Kebab with extra chilli sauce trees, are what you need.

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 05:49 PM

^ got any cuttings; I'd plant one. Getting a bit bored of all the chicken keebab cacti here...

**Thormaturge** · 10-10-2013, 05:50 PM

I bought a hamburger tree sapling from Findus last year and look what it grew into:

http://www.elfwood.com/art/b/u/butru...lack_horse.jpg

Sorry it won't hotlink so you'll have to click through.

Yes I know it's obvious.

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 05:54 PM

^ what's that got to do with fish???

**kingwilly** · 10-10-2013, 05:59 PM

Fishburger tree?

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 06:07 PM

Findus of Captain Bird'seye? Think very carefully before answering!

**wasabi** · 11-10-2013, 01:25 AM

That is not a asparagus-prosicutto tree,it is bamboo shoots.

**Gazza** · 11-10-2013, 03:02 AM

Money trees. That's what I want.

I'd finally be able to prove my parents were wrong.

**helge** · 11-10-2013, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by Gazza

Money trees. That's what I want.

My wife has one

**November Rain** · 11-10-2013, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Doner Kebab with extra chilli sauce trees, are what you need.

And chip bushes? I want a garden

Thread: Beefburger tree.

Thread Tools

Display

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

Posting Permissions