Thread: You know you have spent too much time away from Thailand when...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^please see below... 'She' seems to have moved on to a new 'prospect', mate - commiserations..

Originally Posted by socal

You know you have spent too much time away from Thailand when...

You actually miss the place.

Originally Posted by Ratchaburi

He missing being rogered by Emma's

Where's Emma's other b/f? Haven't seen him on the board for a while, hope he's ok.

Do you remember these sweet lips, Socal?



Is this anybody on the board? If so, could be an Onnut Beergarden fightoff with Socal!

Im the handsome bloke in the background.

^why are you scoping out Socal's bird, Willy - that's just rude!

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

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Was she a good kisser???

I wouldn't know . Where is Butterfly ? Let's get a review... She is a high ranking walking street LB

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

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Was she a good kisser???

You thread fucked my thread you asshole

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

yeeeah. Socialist states. You are fucked up 6 ways to Sunday

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

yeeeah. Socialist states. You are fucked up 6 ways to Sunday

Nobody controls me. I'm a fucking renegade.

Originally Posted by socal

You thread fucked my thread you asshole

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by socal

You thread fucked my thread you asshole

Don't try and turn this into a goat fuck thread

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by socal

You thread fucked my thread you asshole

Don't try and turn this into a goat fuck thread

Do you like sheep Socal.

Originally Posted by Ratchaburi

Do you like sheep Socal.

have not seen him whine about any sheep that he has dated from web dating sites - so it seems that yes he does like sheep - and goats , chickens , small furry animals

Originally Posted by socal

Been there 8 times , once for a month , fuck a kite

Boneified expert status for you then...so when's the new rice cake going to dump you?

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

Hey! You semi-flounced and now here you re again taking the piss on socal...poor form Flash..Pop!

Originally Posted by flashbang

Nobody controls me. I'm a fucking renegade.

You're a fake!

Originally Posted by socal

Been there 8 times , once for a month , fuck a kite

I spent 6 months in India and still realise I have no connection with the place and don't post on forums dedicated to expats LIVING there.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

Europe will never compete with this area for cheap hookers and stupidity.

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I spent 48 years living in the UK and don't post on forums dedicated to anyone living there.

No point, the place is screwed. Too many Smeg/flashbang types.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

I spent 48 years living in the UK and don't post on forums dedicated to anyone living there.

No point, the place is screwed. Too many Smeg/flashbang types.

I used to fly to the UK (sounds grand but it was only from my office near Schipol or Paris) every fortnight . . . quite enjoyed it because one customer's office was/is in R Tunbridge Wells . . . lovey area and nice hotel.

Birmingham once a year for an IT show . . . fu@k a duck what an abomination . . . same goes for Manchester and large parts of London.

Countryside - yes, very nice . . . a client usually lent me his new MG and driving around with the drop-top . . . when it wasn't raining . . . nice.

Worked with an Englishman in Singapore . . . he was married to a Sing lady and the immigration guy in Heathrow gave them a torrid time because she didn't have the same surname as he . . . Chinese don't, generally.
The Imm guy was Pakistani and my mate went ballistic.

Lots of nice memories but when I went back a few years ago. . . no, thanks.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

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I spent 48 years living in the UK and don't post on forums dedicated to anyone living there.

No point, the place is screwed. Too many Smeg/flashbang types.

Ahh...fond memories of "Grab a Granny" night in one of Aberdeen's finer establishments!

When i read a thread started by sukcal

Originally Posted by ltnt

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

Hey! You semi-flounced and now here you re again taking the piss on socal...poor form Flash..Pop!

Originally Posted by flashbang

Nobody controls me. I'm a fucking renegade.

You're a fake!

I can flounce at any time. It could be today, tomorrow or next year, but I will flounce.

^ stop talking about,just do it

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

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I spent 48 years living in the UK and don't post on forums dedicated to anyone living there.

No point, the place is screwed. Too many Smeg/flashbang types.

Sounds like 48 years of abject failure and severe flange drought, and you wonder why people snigger over your choice of country to live.

"snigger"

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by flashbang

Europe pisses all over Thai/SE Asia in most every department. Anyone who disagrees with me can suck off a tramp.

Europe will never compete with this area for cheap hookers and stupidity.

Do you like one night stands wearing rubber on your dick? Never understood the fat farang obsession with overrated Thai pros, they are all yabba addicts and mentally unstable.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Do you like one night stands wearing rubber on your dick?

No. I'm married and happy, so don't need to. Paying hookers weren't my thing anyway.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Socal and Smeg should get together.

And give each other Emmana's