Thread: My daily comb over attempts are no longer working

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

This thread is nothing without pictures...

or You Tubes

With that bony square bit at the back your head you are going to look like a terrifying freak with no hair and probably scare children in the street. The back and sides are still thick and luxuriant and look OK Jimmy, don't do it!

Originally Posted by JimmyBoy

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by patsycat

That bit on the back needs a trim anyway.

Yep, just a trim...

Farkin hell man, get on with it - it looks farkin atrocious! You're gonna look heaps better, women are gonna see you in a whole new light.

Come on Jimmy, you can do it me friend. NOW!!!

I'm taking it step by step , it seems that my first set of comb over photos have aroused both negative and positive reactions

Next step is to post the wet hair combed back photos to see what the general verdict may be , over the years like a favorite old well worn item of clothing ive become so use to my hair style that consigning it to the back garden rubbish bin is going to be a traumatic experience , even in the knowledge that over time I could if wanted possibly grow back the necessary strands of hair to reenact yet a second comb over.

In the next few weeks Ive got a visit to an immigration office coming up , and I really don't want to walk into the office with an obvious newly shaved head that may stand out like some sort of pasty topped white dome . I know its sounds as if I'm dithering in my decision , but its not some thing where I could just hit the bottle and do sort of thing , Ive got this strange notation floating around my brain that if I go down the shave your head route then some how I'm admitting to my self that the aging process has finally caught up with me and its all down hill from then on. Yes I know I'm analyzing it too much and I should just man up and bite the bullet , but for me silly as it sounds , its some thing I'm concerned about

The next time the TGF is out of the house I'm going to take the next set of photos , for some strange reason the TGF wanted to know why I keep taking a camera in with me when I have a shower, so now I'm going to wait until she's not at home


Thanks guy's for all the comments and advice , its appreciated

Why have you deleted your face from this pic?

Are you hideously deformed?

Actually, it seems that most Teakdoor members are shy about their fissogs in photos. Why is that?

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He's shy to show his nose , it's a big one ,

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog

Actually, it seems that most Teakdoor members are shy about their fissogs in photos. Why is that?

Have you ever posted a photo of yourself on TD Moog?

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog

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Why have you deleted your face from this pic?

Are you hideously deformed?

Actually, it seems that most Teakdoor members are shy about their fissogs in photos. Why is that?

They dont wish to be identified or stalked?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I just wanna make one last comment: Looper is not your friend on this thread!

Looper will probably make a spreadsheet to calculate the number of follicles per square cm and the time needed to regrow it versus the attractivity and factoring in the water resistance of Jimmy's camera. This will be offset by the attention that the shiny new pate draws in the immigration department.

Then Looper will accidentally divide by zero and his computer will explode.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Then Looper will accidentally divide by zero and his computer will explode.

Ok start with a number three but do something fast.

fvck me, still no outcome.been away for a while and thought jim must have succumbed by now.

Cause you bumped it Bazza I came back mistakingly thinking Jimmy had lopped it off

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where is jimmy anyway?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Cause you bumped it Bazza I came back mistakingly thinking Jimmy had lopped it off

I did the same in another thread, but to Charleyboy...

Jimmy, Earth to Jimmy - hurry up!!!

Originally Posted by barrylad66

where is jimmy anyway?

Maybe he is busy having his pubes transplanted northwards.

^doesn't work well, look at this pube transplant disaster...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^doesn't work well, look at this pube transplant disaster...

thank fuck this internet connection wont load that picture.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^doesn't work well, look at this pube transplant disaster...

Hello hairline my old friend....

Originally Posted by patsycat

Hello hairline my old friend....

I've come to comb for crabs again....

JimmyBoy is all fart and no poo!

Originally Posted by JimmyBoy

Originally Posted by barrylad66

just go for a crop to start, say a number 4 on the clippers. not too drastic

sadly I'm now reaching stage Vll

If you're reaching stage VII then I fear it is too late already.