Thread: My daily comb over attempts are no longer working

After seeing the pics I can't believe this has gone on for so long.

Shave the fucking thing and be done with it!

That's kind of terrible looking there Jimmy! I don't think shaving it off could be any worse even if you had a frickin potato head and dumbo ears and you don't have either so what you waitin for?

There is a bit of mileage left in it Jimmy. You can always give it a buzz-cut later down the track if things get really bad.

How old are you anyway? Looks like some grey sideys going on there. I thought you were a young fella for some reason.

Some of the examples I have found on the net look quite eye-catching.



I might shave my dome with a zero and start growing it over from the back. Why should it only be bald guys that are allowed to do this?

This geezer has got way less hair than you Jimmy and look what he has managed to do.



Good on him for showing some creativity and making the best of a bad situation instead of taking the easy way out.

Hell looper your giving me some good ideas for the future! Keep it up.

Cut it off JimmyBoy. It's not fooling anybody, let it go, it's gone.

You also deserve some sort of TD bravery award for posting those pics!

Here is Robert Robinson the grandmaster of combovers.



Look at that deep luxuriant rug and its rich golden brown hue. Does Robert look sheepish or embarrassed? Not at all, he looks relaxed and confident as any right thinking fellow should.

Don't be a sheeple Jimmy. Stand up for what you believe in and comb that rug over with pride.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

After seeing the pics I can't believe this has gone on for so long.

Shave the fucking thing and be done with it!

Wot he said

As I said before, Off! Off! Off! Off!

Even more so, now I've seen the pics. Your head shape is fine. The combover isn't.

Have you tried testosterone creams? I understand that thinning hair in many men is due to a decrease in testosterone production.

If that doesn't work, then, like many others, just face the fact that you are bald and shave your head.

If you don't like it, it will always grow back.

RickThai

100% get rid of it, if you want to keep it as a souvenir, I'm sure the barbers will put it in a plastic bag fo you.

My mum still has a foot long plait of mine from years ago.

Put it on Ebay PC ,, keep an eye on your bidders ,, anyone with user names like Jimmy123 or Jimmywheresmatroosers is suspect .

We will know he cant let go

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

These guys are superstars and heartthrobs

Yes, they're superstars and heartthrobs.........not because they're bald, but because they're superstars and hearthrobs.

When frumpy, visibly-decaying, wizzened farangs shave their heads - amazingly - they don't look like action heroes......

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog

When frumpy, visibly-decaying, wizzened farangs shave their heads - amazingly - they don't look like action heroes......

Well thanks for the vote of confidence

Hair today, gone tomorrow, la la la, la la la la .

hack the top off first Jimmy and just trim the back and sides to start.

Some people suit hair around the back and sides when neatly trimmed.

Don't rush in straight away for the shaved scrotum look

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Before




just trim it

c'mon jim it's hair but not as we know it. shave it ffs, i got a plane to catch and i wanna see the outcome

Originally Posted by RickThai

Have you tried testosterone creams? I understand that thinning hair in many men is due to a decrease in testosterone production.

Other way round.

Testosterone makes a man's hair fall out.

Female hormones keep it intact. That's why some of the anti-hair loss medications, such as propecia, depress the male libido as a side-effect.

One foolproof way to maintain one's hair is to undergo castration, pre-hair loss.

Once its gone, its gone though. Hence why elderly transexuals who have the operation have to wear a wig - their hair doesn't grow back.

You can always grow an upside down head Jimmy.







This ones a wee bit better - how to bald gracefully

Well, is it done yet? If you don't like the shaved look it'll grow back, perhaps in abundance.

That bit on the back needs a trim anyway. And don't forget the nose, back of head ratio. The shaved head will put your nose into perspective.

And if you've got bushy eyebrows - better trim them as well.

Originally Posted by patsycat

That bit on the back needs a trim anyway.

Yep, just a trim...

Farkin hell man, get on with it - it looks farkin atrocious! You're gonna look heaps better, women are gonna see you in a whole new light.

Come on Jimmy, you can do it me friend. NOW!!!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

women are gonna see you in a whole new light.

A new light ok , the shine off his baldy head ,