Thread: Who has the best/worst tattoos on TD?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I'm still not fond of them.

Although, there was one night when they were the most amazing things in the world (acid, lots of...), and in the club (I think it was LA2 just by Centrepoint) was a woman who was covered in dragon tattoos - I just had to have her, bothered her all night until she gave in, took her home, etc. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Anybody got any dragon tattoos?

That rape charge isn't going away too fast either eh....

Oh Fuk yes, Imagine these stupid young slappers that are getting covered in Tatts what they will look like in 15 years time and they have got there own children and there children Gagg every time they see mommies shit tatts ???

There friends come over and behind the back of the Tattooed slapper there kids mates take the piss out of them relentlessly having a good old belly laugh at the expense of Mummy.

Oh look, your mums big Dragon down her arm looks fuking fantastic.

Good thing is, the children will be thinking how fucking stupid there Mom looks with her faded stretched and defaced body and they will not go near a Tattoo.

Good that Innit and the wheel will turn .

Tatts on chicks are fucked EH.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Thegent makes an excellent point.
tattoos are forever and fashion changes. In 20. Years if not sooner, the new generation will probably look at the generation of tattooed old farts and decide not to follow the fashion of their parents.
Tattoos will go the way of jeans as a fashion.

Well.... yes. Its a good point but any person with an iota of common sense and basic logic figures this out the instant the subject of tats comes up.

I recall hearing this fucking fool tell some tourist he just met how cheap this one tatoo shop was in Pattaya... The other guy had no interest in tatoos and just said "you are aware that those are permanent eh"...

Happy hour at the tatoo shop, Hey I'll take mickey mouse. Jesus Christ....

Originally Posted by [B]taxexile[/B]

What next

LED threads under the skin

you can buy surgical standard RFID tags - size of a grain of rice - which you can insert under your skin

^So you can view on-line, store and send? Abe calls them "Art."

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by [B]taxexile[/B]

What next

LED threads under the skin

you can buy surgical standard RFID tags - size of a grain of rice - which you can insert under your skin

How cool is that?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Not yet, got a design though

That's my next big project. A sugar skull with one hell of a twist

Nice one, any clues on the twist...?

Originally Posted by socal

That rape charge isn't going away too fast either eh....

Shit Socal, that's twice you have made me laugh on the one thread.

Funny one EH.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How cool is that?

Urm, Why don't that sick fuk just buy a watch.

And this button here will open the secret gateway to Narnia.

Is that a tattoo or an operation?

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Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Is that a tattoo or an operation?

Photoshop.

Correct but I mean is that going to be a tattoo or an operation?

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How cool is that?

Urm, Why don't that sick fuk just buy a watch.

because he doesn't need one

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Not yet, got a design though

That's my next big project. A sugar skull with one hell of a twist

Nice one, any clues on the twist...?

Found some pics of saints skeletons adorned with jewels by the faithful. Want a realistic photo tattoo of one of them.

Originally Posted by thegent

Women and their slap tatts are the worst really. Doomed to be no better than geriatric branded heifers looking so pathetic with their fading ink splodges as they line the walls of countless care homes.

Sweetie, I look at geriatric bodies every day of my working life. I can tell you now, there is no way that a few fading, stretched tatts are going to look any worse (or better) than how they look anyway.

Fuck all the retards that hate on tattoos. I wonder what part of the real world they live in. Here in Seattle the tech companies bend over to make sure that they have an open tattoo policy because it will just starve them of skilled workers.

The more ink you have the more of an individual you are fucko...Save me the grandparents bullshit...

Originally Posted by bsnub

The more ink you have the more of an individual you are fucko...Save me the grandparents bullshit...

You got a lot of skin to cover there bsnub...one or two lifetimes worth no doubt...nevertheless you are absolutely correct in your statement...cover your asses in tats if that's what makes you "somebody." As well shave your head, that will most definitely make you out as an "individual," to be reckoned with...but be prepared to not be invited to many social occasions with educated people. Unless you got big tits that is...and put out.

Originally Posted by baldrick

What next

LED threads under the skin

you can buy surgical standard RFID tags - size of a grain of rice - which you can insert under your skin

Genius, we'll never wake up in a ditch again covered in vomit not having a scooby where we are

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Originally Posted by baldrick

What next

LED threads under the skin

you can buy surgical standard RFID tags - size of a grain of rice - which you can insert under your skin

Genius, we'll never wake up in a ditch again covered in vomit not having a scooby where we are

put them under the skin of your knob like the Filipino sailors do with fiberglass and stainless etc

then you can really freak the girl at the checkout

Originally Posted by taxexile

Most people find these mutilations surly and threatening,

No they don't. You do. You're the only person who's so extreme and misguided that you would cross over the road to avoid people with tattoos. Do you jump at your own shadow as well by any chance?

You would cross the road to avoid someone like the prime ministers wife, a well educated ex director of a big company and descendant of Charles II of England. How does she fit in to your miniscule understanding of what kind of people have tattoos in society today.

You don't like tattoos so you are fabricating reality to fit in with your small minded, inexperienced opinions. You may as well be insisting that 2 + 2 = 5 just because you don't like the number 4. That's effectively how illogical you are being.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Anybody got any dragon tattoos?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I do

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Another 'aye' over here.

How do you fellas look in a dress? Pictures please... [although, be aware that Socal will likely pull his pudding to your pics...]