Thread: Brilliant new medical procedure and I was there.

Will they be removing the bolts from the American guy's neck or leaving them as Goth type jewellery ?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Yesterday I met up with some friends and was invited to join a meeting at one of the guys apartment in Pattaya.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

An American military chap of around 45 years of age arrived

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

The patient was then placed on the dining table

Only in Pattaya

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Anyways this mate of mine is quite famous in Oz

is your mate called Dr. Jayant Patel ?

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

There are 5 hospitals in Thailand that already carry out PRP proceedures. So why does he need to show them anything?

Maybe he's actually selling a range of multi-purpose dining tables?

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

So why does he need to show them anything? In fact it looks like something any senior would be able to undertake.

I am not a doctor but what I was told last night the secret to the success of this particular medical procedure is injecting the plasma and creating the stem cell reaction in the right spot.

As this technology is quite new and based upon results it is being developed and perfected on a daily bases.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

is your mate called Dr. Jayant Patel ?

Close mate, but he doesn't own an Indian Restaurant. He owns a Thai Restaurant in Melbourne.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Maybe he's actually selling a range of multi-purpose dining tables?

You should have been there. It was rather macabre.

maybe the patient was sort of (super) guinea pig, as guinea pigs we are all at the hospital...

the doctor might have wanted to get more practise or see the effects of the method or test it entirely...
coz the other time he did it, according to the initial post, was a 85 year old women...

Originally Posted by alitongkat

coz the other time he did it, according to the initial post, was a 85 year old women...

He averages around 10 patients a day in OZ so there are already a vast number of satisfied patients out there. He has also performed this treatment on a number of sporting stars and to get them back on the playing field ASAP.

Once again. For those members who live with pain and are told the only remedy is a surgeons' knife with many months of rehabilitation there are other alternatives to be considered.

Once again, if you think bootleg medical proceedures done on some ones dining table are "the way to go".. good luck to you. Because you will need it.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

if you think bootleg medical proceedures done on some ones dining table are "the way to go".. good luck to you

If the procedure works and enables the bloke to get back to a normal life and more importantly his means of earning a salary even more luck for him.

And the procedure was deemed a birthday present to him.

Anyway, the hopeful and relieved look on his face as he left after the procedure was worth the time I spent there last night.

Really, really interesting.

Lets hope the patient has a good outcome from this procedure still got a full life ahead of him.Just bumped into an old friend today not seen him for 30 years he is 50 years old already had two new knees and kneecaps got another operation next month.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

the hopeful and relieved look on his face as he left after the procedure was worth the time I spent there last night.

he was probably glad to be getting the fuck out of some guys apartment after being prodded by needles for the entertainment/education of a group of strangers.

Was beer provided? Everything is better with beer. (except possibly surgery)

Can this treatment revive dicks?

Mine has rusted up due to lack of use and I'm wondering if I'll get any benefit if this doctor sticks a massive hypo into my manhood and pumps it up with my own plasma.

Originally Posted by Simon43

sticks a massive hypo into my manhood

There are establishments that provide this particular fetish already I believe.

Try this. I heard it's good. How to Do a Scrotal Infusion - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

^ Scrotal inflation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Be warned - definitely NSFW!)

Originally Posted by Gerbil

^ Scrotal inflation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Be warned - definitely NSFW!)

I first read about it 40 years ago when this bird claimed she numbed her boyfriends sack with ice and then made a small incition in his sack with a pair of nail clippers. A straw was then incerted into the sack and she blew it up before removing the straw and placing tape over the incision. The boyfriend claimed it to be the best sex ever. I found that if you use 2 straws joined together you can fcuk the girlfriend off.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I found that if you use 2 straws joined together you can fcuk the girlfriend off.

or if you use half a dozen straws, you've got yourself a set of bagpipes.

I've checked out that Wiki link and I'm rather confused as to the reason why anyone would want to blow their scrotum up like a balloon. Is it a gay thing?

Originally Posted by Simon43

I've checked out that Wiki link and I'm rather confused as to the reason why anyone would want to blow their scrotum up like a balloon. Is it a gay thing?

I'm confused too. Better ask Socal I guess.

There was an occasion on Everest where plasma was injected into the bloodstream in order to dilute it, (the blood at altitude having created a lot of platelets - for transmission of oxygen - but also making it sticky and prone to clotting).

Anyway, the experiment (which was done on one another by Doctors thankfully), didn't work and the recipient was very poorly. Didn't die, but the effects were negative.

if someone gets altitude sick, then there is already an underlying (blood) condition...

so, its not a good test candidate...

(and the guys do training and think they can avoid altitude sickness... ahahahah...)

Originally Posted by alitongkat

if someone gets altitude sick, then there is already an underlying (blood) condition...

so, its not a good test candidate...

(and the guys do training and think they can avoid altitude sickness... ahahahah...)

You forgot your gibberish.

youve been altitude sick, koojo ?