I have unearthed shocking news about 2 separate and devious plans here in sleepy Luang Prabang, where I am the target!

Both of them have the same goal ==> to find me a Lao wife!!

Plan 1 - I rent the upstairs of an upmarket teakwood house that overlooks the river. The millionaire owner lives downstairs. He and a teacher at my school intend to throw a fcuking big party with hot women,



invite me to attend as a matter of politeness, and then hope that nature takes it's course and I drag 1 (or more) women upstairs.

Plan 2 - A more gentle plan that the school admin staff have apparently organised to find a nice Lao lady who matches my tastes,


(where they are going to find a 20-year old nympho in tight denim shorts who bangs like a Chinese firecracker, I don't know..)

Apparently, all are concerned that I might get lonely in LP and bugger off back to Thailand. My management style at the school (do whatever u want cos I don't give a flying) is appreciated by all staff.

(In case other school staff - especially Americans - read that last comment, it is a classic example of my British sense of humour ==> it is a JOKE!).

Now one could get lonely in LP I suppose, but money can always find a solution.

I need to see how I can play this to my advantage. Plan A seems to offer the best opportunity for some wild action, but Plan B might prove fruitful.

What's my next move??

Simon