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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    I do all it the time online to ladyboys chats btw, so it's not only to women
    Fixed that for you.


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    In the UK today, schoolboys send (by phone) photos of their penises to schoolgirls, who in turn send back photos of their breasts.

    The images are swapped among friends, like trading cards.

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    Where can I find a macro lens in Patong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog View Post
    In the UK today, schoolboys send (by phone) photos of their penises to schoolgirls, who in turn send back photos of their breasts.

    The images are swapped among friends, like trading cards.
    Why not their muffs..?

    Young, voluptuous.
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 29-07-2013 at 09:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog
    In the UK today, schoolboys send (by phone) photos of their penises to schoolgirls, who in turn send back photos of their breasts.
    Do you shave it to make it more believable Moog ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog
    In the UK today, schoolboys send (by phone) photos of their penises to schoolgirls, who in turn send back photos of their breasts.
    Do you shave it to make it more believable Moog ?
    One presumes that the schoolboys aren't doing it pre-adolescence

    'I say Jennings, your pubes are frightfully scanty'
    'Yaroosh!'

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    Cocks and pics thereof..

    Cut? Uncut?

    อะไร?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    This question was asked to me by a female friend
    You know Crusty Sweat don't you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    but getting a little old to be bouncing around on stage.
    Have to agree and I have seen the photos.

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    But many of the guys who email her insist on sending her photos of their cock.
    I thought it was pictures of horses cocks. Well that's what she always complains about.

    Anyway Simon, good job your trying to get her serviced as that menopausal shit is really playing with her mind. I'm off to the toilet for a spew just thinking about your new project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I didn't ruin my chances did I? Please forgive me, can we start afresh?
    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Please delete the 28 PMs I sent you yesterday. No need to open them.
    Hmmm, to both of you, I thought they were on behalf of friends... But the least "friends" could do is put a bit of effort in to the final pic, ffs!!

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    I have a multicoloured cock.

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    Personal escort in Thailand?

    WTF do you think that means? Of course these blokes think she's a whore! What are you thinking Simon?

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    Socals internet dates where guided to this site recently. Could this Tourist guide repost the cocks answering her profile,on TD. Then guide them to TD where they would be exposed to TD hospitality.
    We would enjoy seeing the marriage proposals as well.

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    I knew i would find him in here.

    Withnallstoke posting loquaciously about cocks and bollocks but more usually bottoms!!! TD is getting predicktable!



    Now back to the hooker...
    Last edited by wasntme; 30-07-2013 at 03:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Socal was going to send a pic of his cock but it was to small to photograph.
    Don't they have them super hyper makro setting available on cameras now a days?
    you should have recommend it to hi,

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    Why do women make casts of their muffs?


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    You know Crusty Sweat don't you?
    Very vaguely - I met her after the Phuket air crash some years ago, but that was the first and last time.

    Simon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I met her after the Phuket air crash some years ago
    You still believe it was a crash? How quaint.

    Christy shot the plane down as part of her campaign against vice; it was statistically inevitable that somebody on the plane might espy a hooker or wander inadvertently into Soi Bangla. Yeah, sure, a few innocents may have perished but you can't make an omelette... and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I met her after the Phuket air crash some years ago
    You still believe it was a crash? How quaint.

    Christy shot the plane down as part of her campaign against vice; it was statistically inevitable that somebody on the plane might espy a hooker or wander inadvertently into Soi Bangla. Yeah, sure, a few innocents may have perished but you can't make an omelette... and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    You know Crusty Sweat don't you?
    Very vaguely - I met her after the Phuket air crash some years ago, but that was the first and last time.

    Simon
    We know, we saw you on the video....

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    We know, we saw you on the video....
    I always look a total dick on videos - I need a makeover

    Back on-topic, my go-go friend has been so impressed with the response to her piccies on my web-site, that she's sent me piccies and bios of 2 friends who also want to use my extremely generous web-master service.

    One of them is fairly close to my ideal fantasy. I may need to go to BKK to get some better photos from her

    Last edited by Simon43; 01-08-2013 at 10:15 PM.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post

    One of them is fairly close to my ideal fantasy. I may need to go to BKK to find a suitable hotel site.
    Fixed that for you mate.

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    Here's a nice cock picture for you today;.


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