How's your Valentine's Day going?

**Fondles** · 14-02-2013, 07:33 PM

Just managed to swerve going out for dinner, V day is now officially awesome.

**Thaimato** · 14-02-2013, 07:34 PM

Took the long-hair out for a romantic meal. Got to the place we'd talked about during the day. Fuk - it was closed.

Drove to another place and had some food. My grub was OK, hers was like sugar and full of cooking oil an' tasted like shit (she reckoned). Too late - she'd already ordered a take away dead thingy an' when we got home she couldn't eat it, coz it was sweet as hell an' oily, so she gave it to the dog.

Worra! A ferkin real good day!! Can't wait for next year!!

**English Noodles** · 14-02-2013, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

So new shoes are probably out then...

For sure, the storeman is a tight fucker. Might score a blowy from one of the Haliburton girls if I'm lucky though. There are a couple of real little minxes onboard.

**slackula** · 14-02-2013, 07:36 PM

Mrs and I had planned to go out for lunch together but we got into an early morning argument instead so that got aborted. I haven't heard from her since about 8am so I'm guessing she is still pissed off which suits me fine because I hate valentine's.

**English Noodles** · 14-02-2013, 07:42 PM

^You have to think if the argument was engineered so as to be able to do what she has done (fuck off all day, now night) without any contact.

**welshtaffia** · 14-02-2013, 07:42 PM

thought I take the misses out for a romantic meal, thought id spoil her Its only once a year, taking her to one of them eat all you want BBQ for 99baht

**flashbang** · 14-02-2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Havent done anything all day , just now ripped the scab of a cold can of beerlao

Is that what you drink, beerlao? Nice, innit.

**English Noodles** · 14-02-2013, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by flashbang

Is that what you drink, beerlao?

His name might give you a clue.

**slackula** · 14-02-2013, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You have to think if the argument was engineered so as to be able to do what she has done (fuck off all day, now night) without any contact.

Nah, she's been in our office and I have been goofing off in the house all day. It was one of those tiny arguments that spiral quickly, 13 years of marriage teaches one how to push the buttons of the other!

**Necron99** · 14-02-2013, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Havent done anything all day , just now ripped the scab of a cold can of beerlao

Is that what you drink, beerlao? Nice, innit.

You should be designing rockets or sumfink, not wasting time here.

**flashbang** · 14-02-2013, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by flashbang

Is that what you drink, beerlao?

His name might give you a clue.

You don't say........

**Davis Knowlton** · 14-02-2013, 08:20 PM

My wife bought me a rose; I forgot.

**Troy** · 14-02-2013, 08:28 PM

Decided to do Valentine's day in reverse order this year. Morning went well so took the day off...crocuses popping out of the snow looked far too nice to pick. Wife is cooking her favourite farang food from my recipe and we might get round to chocolates and wine this evening.

**snakeeyes** · 14-02-2013, 08:33 PM

**Malicious** · 14-02-2013, 10:31 PM

Fucking sweet.

Left work in Ratchada early, picked her up down on Param Sam and had a splendid luncheon at Anantara Resort on Charoennakorn.

After lunch she presented me with a box of chocolates so I gifted her with the pearly essence of my testes at the Venice drive in on Charoennakorn 31 before having a little nap.

Then went to Central P3 and watched BW killing the bad guys in A good day to die hard. Dropped her off and came home to scoff my choc.....

**wasabi** · 15-02-2013, 04:48 AM

Valentines day. Load of old shit. Just another day to rob the Male,another dip into a mans pocket between christmas and easter.

**Thormaturge** · 15-02-2013, 05:09 AM

Had a great day planned.
One of my clients is here on his annual visit since he is a caddy for an LPGA Professional.
Planned our usual meeting in Pattaya and was then taking Da to her favourite restaurant overlooking the sea for a romantic evening. She had found an old friend on facebook and was planning to use the trip for their first meeting in 20 years.
Booked a hire car from AVIS and paid for it using my debit card.
Turned up at their Wireless Road office with passport, UK and Thai bank cards, plus Thai driving licence.
The car, a nice silver Camry was parked outside all cleaned and gassed up.
Signed the agreement, paperwork all sorted out.
"Solly we cannot get the deposit flom your bank"
This is the card I used yesterday to pay for the car. try again.
"solly I think machine no good"
Hands over SCB card.
"Solly we no can use SCB card"
I offer to get ThB 40,000 deposit in cash from an ATM.
"Solly we cannot take cash"
Well, how the hell can I pay you?
"I don't know"

Result, no car and girl in AVIS office pissing herself laughing that some dumb farang had been messed about. I had to leave the car behind and since the other car companies couldn't provide anything at such short notice had to just make do with a mad dash down to Pattaya by taxi to see my client and then come back. No romantic restaurant, no meeting for old friends.

Day completely messed up. Thankyou AVIS. My client now knows which car rental company not to use while he and his boss are in Thailand this year, and I will be reverting to Budget in future.

Now to get my money back for the car rental which was pre-paid by Debit card.

**wasabi** · 15-02-2013, 05:19 AM

I noticed that the next issue of my Jiz wank mag is out on Valentines day. My local paper charges £10 for a sweet message for your misses,but I asked the Jiz mag to print "Happy Valentines day Lek" I can then buy the wife a copy of Jiz Club instead and even have a few pound left over for some cans.Who said romance was dead?

**baldrick** · 15-02-2013, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

be reverting to Budget in future.

I have been using Budget for the past 2-3 years with the occasional dalliance with hertz to realise how good Budget is

thoroughly recommend Budget as their service sh1ts over the rest - I get them to deliver and pick up also

reservations at budget.co.th and detail your request

**Thormaturge** · 15-02-2013, 06:54 AM

^
I have also been using Budget for a couple of years and would have done yesterday but couldn't get a suitable car at short notice whereas AVIS apparently had a full fleet available at 24 hours notice.

I realise now this is because AVIS simply aren't hiring their cars out.

They had a beautiful silver Camry 2.0 available at just a few minutes' notice yesterday. It was the one I had ordered and paid for but which they couldn't release to me.

It takes a certain degree of incompetence to have a customer who has paid rental in advance, has adequate funds sitting in his bank account, standing in your reception with all the correct paperwork and to be incapable of securing the deposit needed in order to release the car he has paid for to him.

**2Prick** · 15-02-2013, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by poorfalang

yeah you laugh Prick,
Is it OK to call you Prick as opposed to 2Prick, Prick?

You can call me whatever you like on here, you c.u.n.t.

**Looper** · 15-02-2013, 11:25 AM

2pm: Sofitel Lobby: First date with a Japanese girl who brought her 16 week old baby boy. Was quite good fun date actually.

6pm: Max Brenners chocolate emporium: 10th date with Taiwanese girl. Had been very slow progress with this girl. Very small and shy and mousy. Came back to gaff after chocolate (second time at my gaff). Watch 'Perks of being a wallflower'. Then cuddle and surprising progress all the way to score a home run. Catch was that she turned out to be a virgin (age 32). Only told me after 1 failed attempt (it was too tight). Only the second virgin I have ever deflowered in my life AFAIK. First Taiwanese for me. Should have watched the movie 'There will be blood'.

**2Prick** · 15-02-2013, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

Valentines day. Load of old shit. Just another day to rob the Male,another dip into a mans pocket between christmas and easter.

Totally agree.

And I don't give a flying fuff about the share prices of companies like Cabdury, Hallmark Cards or Interflora.

**DJ Pat** · 15-02-2013, 12:08 PM

Myself and Smeg had a romantic drink in Siam Square.

Toilet facilities were non-existent so we had to piss al fresco

**The Fresh Prince** · 15-02-2013, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

Just another day to rob the Male,another dip into a mans pocket between christmas and easter.

Be careful dipping your handing in your pocket there Wasabi, we don't want it getting attacked by moths!

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