Thread: Smooth flirting.

Yes indeed they would. Drunk friendly, finger friendly and overtly friendly to some cash.
A lot like the Paris we all want, but cannot find. Book an early arrival and view from the cafes the workers walk of shame. Quite lovely in a passive sort of way.

No motocys for these chicks. Price de-escalates after 23:00, as does your taste.

If you miss Soi 23 then just go down the next one its the Japanese Soi. It also has its interesting venues. I prefer Soi Saladang for my Japanese shopping excursions however.

But, but. It's love that i seek.

Would i be out of place as a lonely white face in a soi of disgrace?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

she had to mop up the mess she had made on her bike seat before it attracted clouds of flies.

You mean she shat herself?

Twat.

You've nearly spoiled it now.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Maybe you were being too subtle. These short skirted tarts need the direct approach.

Beware of teases.
They know how easy [and dumb] we are.

Brown sugar, yea....

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

she had to mop up the mess she had made on her bike seat before it attracted clouds of flies.

Shall ye compare thyself to a cloud of flies?...

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

But, but. It's love that i seek.

Would i be out of place as a lonely white face in a soi of disgrace?

Only if you're as gay as Mick is. I think he has a boner for Tosh in this video.

Change the name from Reggi to "spunk muszik".

Originally Posted by ltnt

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

But, but. It's love that i seek.

Would i be out of place as a lonely white face in a soi of disgrace?

Only if you're as gay as Mick is. I think he has a boner for Tosh in this video.

Change the name from Reggi to "spunk muszik".

Mind yourself, now!
Mick's a real man....
Secure and everything that accompanies REAL manhood.

Consider yourself lucky that rolly didn't stick to your lips as you went to withdraw it seductively and your fingers slid down to the end and burnt the fuck out of them.

Then you would have really looked like a twat.

I hate when that happens.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Shall ye compare thyself to a cloud of flies?...

In many ways we be the same,
In handsome symmetry,
I am the centre of this universe
The wind of time is blowing through me
And it's all moving relative to me,
It's all a figment of my mind
In a world that I've designed
I'm charged with cosmic energy
Has the world gone mad or is it me?

I am the creator of this universe
And all that it was meant to be
So that we might learn to see
This foolishness that lives in us
And stupidity that we must suss
How to banish from our minds
If you call this living I must be blind.

Hawkwind?
I always thought I was the only person who ever heard of them

Originally Posted by nevets

Following the girls upstairs on the bus was much better when i was a young lad.

They didn't wear shorts under their skirts in those days either.

There's no doubt, withnallstoke thinks,
I'm still cool with the chicks
Age, looks, money and size of dick
Don't count, don't matter jack shit
She will live with regret, the lass that rode away
She will be crying for the rest of the day
But wait, the bike is coming back, the lass listened to her fanny
Or crap, witnall sighs, she sent back her granny.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?...

Or a slick motocai seat and a cloud of flies?...

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

and she had to mop up the mess she had made on her bike seat before it attracted clouds of flies.

you failed to tell us she had been picking the scabs

and I thought the cloud of flies comment had crossed the line!

Last night i sat and waited for the legs to return to "our" place.

Alas, in vain i waited,
My love remains unsated.
To stop my plums from blowing up,
I went home and masturbated.
Furiously.

Silk glove in hand
I pursued my plan
motocy girl, oh motorcy girl
your missing me for sure
flies be dammed, I'm surly
masterthehand

Blown out..... eh Withnall ?

I dont think I'd know how to pull a bird anymore.

I wonder if my Four 500 baht note technique would have the same effect in the UK.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Last night i sat and waited for the legs to return to "our" place.

Alas, in vain i waited,
My love remains unsated.
To stop my plums from blowing up,
I went home and masturbated.
Furiously.

Whilest listening to as well as weeping openly to Dean Martin singing Volare', Oh, oh. Volare, oh, oh,oh,oh! Neh blue, de pinto de blue....you are an old fuk....

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I wonder if my Four 500 baht note technique would have the same effect in the UK.

Care to elaborate sir?
40 quid should see you score.