Thread: Your Most Embarrassing Medical Exam

What was the most embarrassing medical exam you've had?


If you've had one.


Please tell....

What's yours?

cant see this one hitting 50 even

or even 20.

Mine was when the doctor in the US stuck his finger up my bum - testing the prostate.

I mentioned that if I were a gay, I'd probably be enjoying the procedure. He had a good laugh at that one.

Yea, once when a doc did that to me I said " Now that means we are engaged, do I get a discount on my bill ?"

I tried that on one here a few months ago and he didn't think it was funny and my wife who was setting in on it didn't think it was very funny either,
they seem to kiss ass on these docs tho.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

What's yours?

Don't have one....at least that I can remember.

Being Naked in front of my mom,two female nurses,a Doc and two med docs female. I dont think you want to hear the whole story

12 years old, acute appendicitis attack, laid down on the gurney and up goes a finger, my Mum was watching, and I was in tears, what could I do?

Another time, much later, stuck in a bed both legs in traction after a lot of surgery, fell asleep and woke up with a hard on, then realised someones hand (other than mine) was helping it along.
I opened my eyes and a male nurse was having it off with ME, I fell out of the bed trying to choke the living shits out of him, then pandamonium breaks out as all the old farts wake up and see me laying on the floor, half naked, and still half a "stork" sticking up.
The head nurse never believed my story, but the night nurses after that were never male again.

Pretend you're a chick and have to go for pap smears every six months.

^ Yup. Legs up in stirrups & that's the least embarrassing part of the procedure.

Originally Posted by blackgang

tried that on one here a few months ago and he didn't think it was funny and my wife who was setting in on it didn't think it was very funny either, they seem to kiss ass on these docs tho

Missus was getting a ultra sound and the female doctor said look baby has big hum same Papa. A month later male doctor doing the scan and I said look baby has a big hum same as Papa and the foker gave me a real dirty look.
I guess he suffered from a small Thai dick cindrome

Never had any real embarrassing medical exam but a few nasty STD that were a bit embarrassing

I don't get embarrassed by seeing a doc, but these all involve the nether regions, so it should keep Milky happy.

1. I had aching nuts when I was in my teens. My female doctor (nice lady, actually) has to do the 'hold the nut sack' test. Quite enjoyable actually.

2. Had stomach problems, so the doc has to stick his finger up my arse to check my prostrate gland (not sure of the connection there when I think about it). I wanted to suggest that his female assistant performed the procedure, but I didn't.

3. Had an abscess on my nut sack about a year ago. I went to the Rama 9 Hospital on a Sunday evening to get it looked at. The doctor on duty was female, so they got a junior surgeon down to take a look so to avoid embarrassment. The doctor takes a look, while his female assistant looks on. I don't know why the female doc didn't just do it in the first place.

Are those good enough for you Milky?

Many years ago, a nurse looked at my Dick using a magnifying glass!

Bluddy cheek!

Went to the doc with rectal problems and he asked me if I'd had a check up recently. Told him no but there had been a couple of Poles and a Slav.

Mine tops all of those.

Went to get a nice wart cut off the shaft of my penis - it needed to be done.

So went to one of the better private hospitals here in Thailand and was a bit nervous.

Usual 3 hot nurses present in the waiting area.

Was brought into the room with the big laser gun and told to lay down and wait with my johnson out. Room was freezing cold and my little buddy was doing the old turtle head routine.

So far only one who had been present was a cute nurse who had left me alone to wait.

Next the doctor and another nurse walk in and my penis gets an injection - I am then told to wait for the anesthetic to kick in. More people come in the room and start discussing paperwork.

Room is very cold and my penis continues to shrink.

Doctor is ready to slice off the wart.

I wonder which of the cute nurses will have to upright my now frigid exposed member.

In walks some fat gay Thai male nurse to hold my cock for the doctor.

Thai nurses giggle when they look at me.

Procedure was over relatively quickly and then doctor asked one of the nurses to put a bandage on my pecker.

I guess a slightly humiliatingly experience with all those folks in the room.

Had a prostate examination, which involved sliipping a camera up my pecker.

The consultant as very affable and I hadn't fully appreciated what the procedure involved. I declined the general anaesthetic and nodded my assent to having "trainee doctors" watch. I was wheeled in to find half a dozen trainee doctors. By then it was too late. I'd agreed to it and thought I'd do my bit for the advancement of the medical profession. The indignity of having a camera soved up my willy was masked only by an extreme and very particular pain. I recommend the general anaestetic if you need to have this procedure.

After I was left in my room and told it might hurt when I peed. Pissing razor blades would have been a walk in the park in comparison. I collapsed in pain and had to be rescued from the bathroom floor by a very understanding filipina.

Originally Posted by watterinja

Mine was when the doctor in the US stuck his finger up my bum - testing the prostate.

I mentioned that if I were a gay, I'd probably be enjoying the procedure. He had a good laugh at that one.

And the doctor asked the nurse for a butt light and she cracked him open a bud lite??


uhhhhh.......sorry, corny wasn't it??

When I was about 14/15 I dived into a public swimming pool shallow end. I hit the bottom with such force that it pulled my fore skin back so hard that it tore the skin that attaches it to the bell end. Not realising what I'd done I then walked around the pool with blood pouring from my crutch. I ended up at hospital having some tasty nurses cleaning up the wound. That wasn't so bad until I got home and then I had to show my mother. Now that was embarrasing.

^ why did you have to show your mother your penis?

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

^ why did you have to show your mother your penis?

As a boy if my mother told me to do something I did it.

er...ok.

Pubic lice .

Had to visit a doctor in a foreign land and convey my problem.

Doctor could not see anything wrong so had to insist.

This involved pointing at the nether regions. He was absolutely horrified.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Pretend you're a chick and have to go for pap smears every six months.

I just remembered one worse, in the pain stakes anyway. To get a visa to P.N.G. you have to get the old boy scraped to prove you have no STD.
Jesus was it painful, and bloody embarassing.

I do commiserate with the females though, you could always fart at the appropriate time, just to make the doctor a bit pissed off?