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  1. 24-11-2012, 07:43 PM #1
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    Now That Was Random...

    Sitting on my sofa, enjoying a nice cool beer and watching some crap on the tv.

    A normal night it would seem. Nope, not tonight as a turtle just walked past my foot.

    He is currently having a stroll around the kitchen....
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  2. 24-11-2012, 07:47 PM #2
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    Donatello, as he is now called was a very lucky turtle. My dog had decided he wanted a lay down and was upstairs. Dog now locked in the bedroom whilst Donatello gets some exercise.
    Last edited by Satonic; 24-11-2012 at 07:57 PM.
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  3. 24-11-2012, 07:49 PM #3
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    That's a nice thing to do, Satonic...

    I save lizards from the cats if I can get there quickly enough...
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  4. 24-11-2012, 07:51 PM #4
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    He is quite camera shy, retiring into his shell when I come near with the camera...

    Can't for the life or me work out how he got into the house... I'll finish my beer then take a trip to the lake with him. Maybe take a picnic.
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  5. 24-11-2012, 07:51 PM #5
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    We've got a small brown frog living down stairs. Only comes out at night. Showed up about 6 weeks ago in the downstairs bathroom and I reckoned to leave the guy alone and let nature take it's course. 6 weeks later and I still get a fright when I open the bathroom door and he hops out over my foot. God only knows what he's living on.

    And how the hell he got into my house.
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  6. 24-11-2012, 07:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Mao View Post



    We've got a small brown frog living down stairs. Only comes out at night. Showed up about 6 weeks ago in the downstairs bathroom and I reckoned to leave the guy alone and let nature take it's course. 6 weeks later and I still get a fright when I open the bathroom door and he hops out over my foot. God only knows what he's living on.

    And how the hell he got into my house.
    Now that may be a good thing... do they eat cockroaches?

    At least give the poor fella a name CM
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  7. 24-11-2012, 07:56 PM #7
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    Ladies and gentleman, it's my pleasure to introduce you to (a very bad photo of) Donatello...

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  8. 24-11-2012, 08:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    At least give the poor fella a name CM
    Jack Flash.
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  9. 24-11-2012, 08:13 PM #9
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    It's a Thai thing.
    Complete fucking strangers, (to me) wander into my house while I am ensconced on the couch with me hand down me undercrackers, adjusting me tackle.
    They help themselves to the contents of the fridge, my coffee maker and spare change or fags and when they realise the GF is not at home, they piss off without so much as s sawadee crap.

    Have you interrogated the turtle to see if it has relatives in the house?
    Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.
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  10. 24-11-2012, 08:14 PM #10
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    Missus 'rescued' a bird today from the crocodile park.

    Donatello would make a fine stew if he ever started cheesing you off.
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  11. 24-11-2012, 08:15 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic
    Donatello, as he is now called was a very lucky turtle.
    You sure it's not a Donna? I have a horny male named Timmy looking for a hot date. He's willing to buy her drinks, build her a new pond and let her family move in.

    https://teakdoor.com/north-east-thail...ion-isaan.html (Critter Invasion, Isaan)
    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect,"
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  12. 24-11-2012, 08:20 PM #12
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    I'm afraid Donatello and I have parted ways....

    He is now happily residing at the turtle rehabilitation centre (namely the children's playground next to the lake) and seems quite happy in his new surroundings.

    It was an emotional goodbye for us both but I'm sure he appreciates it, getting a glimpse of my 40kg dog on the way out of the door.
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  13. 24-11-2012, 08:22 PM #13
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    It's a message from the gods mate,
    Crispy Peking Turtle with Hoi Sin Sauce
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  14. 24-11-2012, 08:25 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier View Post
    It's a message from the gods mate,
    Crispy Peking Turtle with Hoi Sin Sauce
    Still got half a jar of Hoi Sin sauce left that I was wondering what to do with.

    Lucky turtle
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  15. 24-11-2012, 08:50 PM #15
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    Mrs. RS has a lovely technique regarding turtle soup.
    Arroy.
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  16. 24-11-2012, 09:07 PM #16
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    Had the same thing a few years ago when I lived in On Nut with a crab. He must have escaped from a local seafood restaurant or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Had the same thing a few years ago when I lived in On Nut with a crab.
    What, some random escaped turtle just waddled past while you were watching telly?
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  18. 24-11-2012, 09:14 PM #18
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    No a massive crab.
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  19. 24-11-2012, 09:18 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    when I lived in On Nut with a crab
    What was you doing living with a crab?

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  20. 24-11-2012, 09:19 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    when I lived in On Nut with a crab
    What was you doing living with a crab?

    Sounds painful.
    Seek treatment.
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  21. 24-11-2012, 09:23 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Had the same thing a few years ago when I lived in On Nut with a crab. He must have escaped from a local seafood restaurant or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
    What, some random escaped turtle just waddled past while you were watching telly?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    No a massive crab.
    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic
    What was you doing living with a crab?
    Right that's it. I'm going to the shop to get some beers coz you lot are obviously drinking.
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  22. 24-11-2012, 09:26 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Right that's it. I'm going to the shop to get some beers coz you lot are obviously drinking.
    Splendid idea chap
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    Got beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    when I lived in On Nut with a crab
    What was you doing living with a crab?


    Arrh I missed your clever use of my quote the first time I read it.
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    See how beer makes everything clearer...

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  25. 24-11-2012, 10:43 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Had the same thing a few years ago when I lived in On Nut with a crab.
    Small world. Same here. I divorced the biatch.
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