the quest for a solid stool

**Looper** · 26-10-2012, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

the quest for a solid stool

Solid as a rock, only £1.28 and yours to keep and treasure for life - bargain!

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**sabang** · 26-10-2012, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Solid as a rock

akkadacca!

**Looper** · 26-10-2012, 10:17 PM

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!

**sabang** · 26-10-2012, 10:36 PM

hole lotta rosie

**Looper** · 26-10-2012, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Fondles

I should suggest the blunt end of a pineapple

If you want blood you got it!

**ShrewedPunter** · 26-10-2012, 10:44 PM

The "ho" has just left. she works for a foreign marketing company and probably earns more than me. However she just wants non serious fun

I'm infactuated already

**nigelandjan** · 27-10-2012, 12:50 AM

Never understood these weird " deviation's " in our language .

If I went to see my doctor and told him I had problems with " stools " in my arse and while your down there Doc can you check out my " manhood " WTF ???

I would understand if he put me in a straight jacket ( XXXXXXXLLL ) then call for the men in the white suits to take me away

**ShrewedPunter** · 27-10-2012, 07:40 AM

I ordered a huge pizza to my hotel last night and finished it all off. I feel today is my day

**nigelandjan** · 27-10-2012, 11:07 PM

I got beads o sweat on me forehead already bro ,, hold tight and go for it !

**Looper** · 27-10-2012, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I ordered a huge pizza to my hotel last night and finished it all off. I feel today is my day

If you want to cure the squirts I don't think greasy pizza is going to help.

Just stick to mama noodles for a few days. Plain sterilized carbohydrates uncontaminated by kitchen hands and you know they are 100% sterile since you added the boiling water.

**sunsetter** · 28-10-2012, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I'm infactuated already

ask her if shell let you shat on her chest, should sort out your infatuation problem

**nigelandjan** · 28-10-2012, 02:25 AM

He will end up with "crappers block " one extreme to another

**Anatidaephobia** · 28-10-2012, 05:42 AM

Vegetables and more fiber.

**welshtaffia** · 28-10-2012, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

**ShrewedPunter** · 28-10-2012, 10:19 AM

Still no luck.

might rebook ny return flight for next week. Getting bored now

**Necron99** · 28-10-2012, 10:52 AM

Try a big handful of charcoal tablets.

**taxexile** · 28-10-2012, 01:02 PM

Still no luck. might rebook ny return flight for next week. Getting bored now

you have got a bacterial infection. go see a quack at a decent hospital, they will give you a plastic cup and ask you to shit in it.

they will examine your shit, if they find pathogenic bacteria they will give you appropriate antibiotics.

if they dont find bacteria they will insert a 15 foot rubber tube with a camera on the end of it up your colon and have a look to see what is going on.

either way you will have the answer and the cure.

**Looper** · 28-10-2012, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by taxexile

you have got a bacterial infection. go see a quack at a decent hospital, they will give you a plastic cup and ask you to shit in it.

Good luck aiming into the cup with your current consistency.

Originally Posted by taxexile

if they dont find bacteria they will insert a 15 foot rubber tube with a camera on the end of it up your colon and have a look to see what is going on.

Best offer I have had in 2 months!

I am feeling fine but I am off down the hospital tomorrow to get checked out just to be on the safe side

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