Thread: Why?

It's a step up from KFC

nando's ?

Up to them.

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Indeed it's up to them. I was thinking it may have something to do with the 'Piri-Piri chilli'.

Booyakasha. Mr lover man, hit me with it, Mr lover man. Shabba.

I'm more concerned with youth unemploment than spiced chicken.

Spiced chicken interests me more than youth unemployment.

So that is where we differ on one count.

Originally Posted by flashbang

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Indeed it's up to them. I was thinking it may have something to do with the 'Piri-Piri chilli'.

Booyakasha. Mr lover man, hit me with it, Mr lover man. Shabba.

I'm more concerned with youth unemploment than spiced chicken.

Shagged a burd to that song in Kingston. (not Jamaica)

What year was that?

1991^ the song, that is.

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I dont know but I've been hearing that guy say 'SHABBA' very loud in my head for the last few hours.

He's starting to grate.

This thread his suddenly gone a bit weird. Some wacky answers to the vegan question.

What a tit I am.

Originally Posted by flashbang

'Piri-Piri chilli

Love Piri Piri sauces and condiments.

What's the fvckin problem?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by flashbang

'Piri-Piri chilli

Love Piri Piri sauces and condiments.

What's the fvckin problem?

Not a problem as such. Just curious, sad, demented lonely and bored.

From the Guardian. (I dont know how to post links and shit, I never went to school, just smoked fags and played pool.)


What's unique about Nando's in the UK, however, is its status with the city youth. Over the past few years, the UK charts have been transformed by British-born urban pop artists, such as Chipmunk, Tinchy Stryder, Dizzee Rascal, N-Dubz, JLS, Taio Cruz… and every one of these No 1 artists is a Nando's lover. They would be, even if they weren't successful. They are typical Nando's customers, with parents or grandparents born outside the UK who have brought up their offspring to have a spicier palate. Social and confident, happy to hang out with mates, these kids are easy with eating out and expect to be treated well when they do. Nando's ticks all their boxes. Now, its chicken is the urban youth food of choice and, as if to prove it, I have two quite intense phone conversations about Nando's, with Chipmunk and then Tulisa from N-Dubz.

from Latest US news, world news, sport and comment from the Guardian | guardiannews.com | The Guardian

Well the Guardian has written another load of bollocks again.

The reason for the success of various factory food outlets is not the spiciness, nor the value for money, nor aspirational advertising.

Its because you can eat the food with your hands. Their clientele do not know how to use forks. Spoons are for noses. Knives are for backs.

Before flaming stand outside a shop and observe.

Orrens

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I never thunk of that.

On a side order, there is a Turkish restaurant by me that is always empty but when they have customers they all look Turkish.

Then theres an Indian restaurant by me thats always full but never any Indians dining.

Also has anyone else noticed how all Subways smell the same?

Also there's quite a fit Chinese bird in the local chinky. I have officially been diagnosed with yellowfeveritus or anythingbutwhiteflabitus.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Also has anyone else noticed how all Subways smell the same?

I was told that the 'whiff' of bread from Subways is not the bread baking but a deliberate way to divert you from the fact that eating at the place is on a par with eating shit.

^Used to eat at least once a week there. Blue cheese pasta and a spicy grilled chicken breast and fries. Eaten shit-hot spicy, of course.

Originally Posted by Bogon

There's a fake Nando's on the 5th floor of the Emporium.
Surprisingly it's called Piri Piri and even more surprisingly, it's cheap!
Around the 700 baht mark for 2 with soft drinks.

Not recommended if you are a vegan/taking a hot vegan chick out on a date.

There is no such thing as a hot vegan chick because they are all pale as fuck from lack of vitamins and shit, they are about a million times whiter than me after a long British winter and I am one white assed mother. They are also annoying as frigg.

Thanks for the Piri Piri heads up.

They like to get off first and pay premium prices for the privilege, but in a crash they would be the first to die. I prefer to sit at the back and wait my turn to get off.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Surprisingly it's called Piri Piri and even more surprisingly, it's cheap! Around the 700 baht mark for 2 with soft drinks.

yet you can go to a local market and eat much better for less than B100, although the drinks are extra

Originally Posted by flashbang

Why do people pay lots of money to sit at the front of an airplane?

Because they can.

I always sit in the back row close to the shitters so I can have a piss with out walking six miles to the back of the plane.

Also quick access to the red wine and sexy hosties to purv at constantly, also can scope out the free seats if some bastard is sitting next to me.

All good up the back except after lunch when all the punters are lining up to groan one out in the bogs.

Some nasty bastard farted on my last flight, quite funny actually looking at the old bints getting all bent and twisted after inhaling someones bottom gas.

Besides that life up the back is brilliant.

All you top gentlemen have a nice day.

Originally Posted by Tribal Fusion

They like to get off first and pay premium prices for the privilege, but in a crash they would be the first to die. I prefer to sit at the back and wait my turn to get off.

I wouldnt sit at the front, I dont care how comfy the seats are or how hot the dinner ladies are.

Sit near the back pal, the dudes in the middle had to deal with some nasty flying debris and broken ankles, but that can be solved by wearing an american football kit and heavy strapping around the ankles.

Originally Posted by bobo746

Originally Posted by flashbang

Why do people pay lots of money to sit at the front of an airplane?

Because they can.

Yeah, well I cant, well I could but I would have less paper to trade for debauchery.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Bogon

Surprisingly it's called Piri Piri and even more surprisingly, it's cheap! Around the 700 baht mark for 2 with soft drinks.

yet you can go to a local market and eat much better for less than B100, although the drinks are extra

Yeah, you can eat a local market chicken that's been battery farmed to fuck and back.