Thread: A Tribute To Sleeping Security Guards

This thread is a tribute to the hard working guards who protect us in their sleep whilst we sleep.

Keep your camera ready when you return home at night and add your pics of these tuckered out little fellows.

Upon returning to a mates house for a few beers after the pub the other night we were greeted by the first line of defense.



You can see by the clock it was quite late so he clearly deserved a nap so we didn't wake him.

There's always the 2nd line of defense, The Lobby security.

Should have knicked his walie talkie and had some fun with it. For second offence, steel their whistles. Tantamount to cutting their cock off, that is.

I would have picked up that book and slammed it back on the counter,then get the photo of the look on his face.

Go to Suvarnabhumi airport and see it at it's worst, from cleaners to immigration.

I just took up residence in a Mooban yesterday. I don't think I will be able to get any late night snaps of the guard as he is about 12 years old. I'm pretty sure his bedtime is early.

Originally Posted by Necron99

I just took up residence in a Mooban yesterday. I don't think I will be able to get any late night snaps of the guard as he is about 12 years old. I'm pretty sure his bedtime is early.

We have a gang of kids as our new security team. Prior to that, the guards were ancient. Seems to be some sort of euthanasia policy in play. A bit like that film "Logan's Run", or something..

At my friends place we stumble in at all hours of the night with no swipe card and the guard is always awake to let us in,must be rare.

I feel deprived, I don't have a guard to take pics of

With the guards in my old moobahn, one of them worked the day shift somewhere, and the night shift at ours. I know this because he told me when I asked him why he changed uniform every morning after his shift. Of course, he slept all night. Nice work getting paid to have a kip.

I once lived in a place with a security guard that would complain if I woke him up.

Can we post bus drivers on here too, check out this guy. Oh hang on a minute

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we post bus drivers on here too

I think anyone asleep on the job is fair game.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we post bus drivers on here too

I think anyone asleep on the job is fair game.

Can't resist:

Originally Posted by Chico the Fox

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we post bus drivers on here too

I think anyone asleep on the job is fair game.

Can't resist:

I can see that your lovely Missus is there behind you propping you up once again Princey.

I reckon you would be lost without her mate.

what about that nice bargirl asleep?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

what about that nice bargirl asleep?

Perfectly legit, Andy - without judgement.

Somethings in life are beautiful when asleep, Missus and kids spring to mind

Always best to let sleeping dogs lie and make your own cheese on toast when returning from the pub at 1am, i reckon

Hahahaa, quality

And they say rolling stones gather no moss

Ouch! ^^

looking good up there fp

Man I wish I had kept the pics of the security guards at my condo in PinkLao. I would come in and he would be lights out with a few empty BIG Leo's neatly tucked away under the chair area. I will look to see if I have them somewhere. They were classic. Had the fan blowing on him, head back in the chair. Flip flops off. Guy was more comfortable then I was most of the time.

Someone must have told my guards about this thread because the buggers have been awake every night since.