Thread: They want us to sit down Pissin! I no longer feel lika real men

Originally Posted by Benayahu

Taiwan minister calls on men to sit down to pee

The genetlemens room is a man's territory away from the commotion of the world where one can unfurl ones length and let the troubles of the day pour away in a fullsome noisy torrent whilst chewing the fat with the bloke next to you.

Some men find this testosterone charged atmosphere too much and their little bladder valve winks shut and after a minutes unconmfortable silence and a bit of fruitless shaking and straining are obliged to sheepishly tuck it away, sometimes hilariously pretending that they actually achieved release and proceeding to the washbasin to enact a charade of cleaning up.

But more often they retreat like women to the privacy of a cubicle where, like women, I agree with the minister, they should be obliged to sit, in shame and contemplate their inadequacy.

I get a bit anxious sometimes in public toilets and cant pee. Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

you too will grow old looper

Originally Posted by Dillinger

like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

Limp and flaccid excuse. Transparent attempt to shift the focus of the problem away from your emotional fear of the urinal. Your shrivelling member and quivering bladder are simply not those of a real man. I recommend following the minister's guidelines.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I get a bit anxious sometimes in public toilets and cant pee. Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

can't imagine what your take would be on communal [gyms, spas, etc] showering. Where real men gather....

i usually piss in the bath,but its full of dirty dishes at the moment.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

What would you assume when he comes out doing up his flies and you remember the wash basket is in there too ?

he has jacked off into your underpants ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

and you feel the hot air from his nostrils on the back of your neck

What"s wrong with pissin inthe shower ?

Originally Posted by baldrick

^ listen mavis

you are young and stupid - try not to grow old and stupid

there is not effort to "try and beat down males" , it is just retarded males thinking this is the way into a womans pants - empathy or some such sh1te

it is western society progressively putting "sex" higher on a pedestal as more religious nutter ideals infiltrate our mores

so stop calling it "making love" and start calling it fcuking , and if she won't come to the party just go home and jerk off to internet porn and save your pennies so you can travel to another country where the women are more likely to say yes.

Well i suppose if you call Taiwan 'western society'.
You didn't read the OP did you?

Originally Posted by baldrick

it is just retarded males thinking this is the way into a womans pants - empathy or some such sh1te

I thought they simply wanted cleaner toilets...and my earlier post solved their problem...

Hire better cleaners, or hire more cleaners...no one is going to sit/shit on a dirty seat...

Trying to train men to "piss properly" is indeed a joke...

Next thing you know, they'll be telling women to stand while shitting...

Originally Posted by Koojo

You didn't read the OP did you?

I am responding to mavis' many whinging threads theads about how as a poor male he is being eviscerated

he carries on about "growing a pair" - I think he means tits

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Panty Hamster

How do you sit to piss with morning wood?
Do a headstand in front of the toilet?

and when you stand you piss up the wall

Yeah, a bit like this.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Looper thats wrong. Like pissing in the shower that piss goes down a different outlet than the toilet water

Thanks for that.
I'll have to remember to tell the missus that next time she pisses down my leg in the shower.

Originally Posted by daveboy

My balls end up round the u bend.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

and you feel the hot air from his nostrils on the back of your neck

Good one Nigel