They want us to sit down Pissin! I no longer feel lika real men

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Originally Posted by Benayahu

Taiwan minister calls on men to sit down to pee

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The genetlemens room is a man's territory away from the commotion of the world where one can unfurl ones length and let the troubles of the day pour away in a fullsome noisy torrent whilst chewing the fat with the bloke next to you.

Some men find this testosterone charged atmosphere too much and their little bladder valve winks shut and after a minutes unconmfortable silence and a bit of fruitless shaking and straining are obliged to sheepishly tuck it away, sometimes hilariously pretending that they actually achieved release and proceeding to the washbasin to enact a charade of cleaning up.

But more often they retreat like women to the privacy of a cubicle where, like women, I agree with the minister, they should be obliged to sit, in shame and contemplate their inadequacy.

I get a bit anxious sometimes in public toilets and cant pee. Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

you too will grow old looper :mid:

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

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Limp and flaccid excuse. Transparent attempt to shift the focus of the problem away from your emotional fear of the urinal. Your shrivelling member and quivering bladder are simply not those of a real man. I recommend following the minister's guidelines.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

I get a bit anxious sometimes in public toilets and cant pee. Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

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can't imagine what your take would be on communal [gyms, spas, etc] showering. Where real men gather....

i usually piss in the bath,but its full of dirty dishes at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

What would you assume when he comes out doing up his flies and you remember the wash basket is in there too ?

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he has jacked off into your underpants ?

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

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and you feel the hot air from his nostrils on the back of your neck

When you get to my age sitting or standing is irrelevant ,,, you just empty your bag at your convienience .:)

BTW Loopy got a hot tip for you mate ,, if you leave Aussie land for a winter break in the UK with one of your relatives , don't try the old sink trick there mate or you could end up with a red face or worse ,, after emptying your bladder into the sink the outside pipe could be solid in ice , you will then have to use the glass in the toothbrush rack to evacuate the contents from the sink into the toilet and as you flush the bog you will somehow have grip the glass tightly in the ensuing flush as you try remove that tell tale stink from it , either that or cover your arse incase you drop it , and have some viable excuse for exactly what you've been doing in there for the last 40 mins.

Gents (particular Looper!) thanks for your feedbacks. Although a mixed reaction from some posters ,overall some interesting thoughts about this particular story. OK, DAVIS, yes it doesnt affect me personally and no I am not in Taiwan, BUT, I see this story as some what of a continuation of other similar issues that seem to be happening more regular in the news/world these days. It is an effort (IMO) to try and beat down males in society and have them be more submissive. Who is behind this,I dont know. Feminists, minority groups, governments ? May be a combination of all 3. I dont know about you Davis Knowlton, but for me ,personally, I value my manlihood and refuse to apologize for this.

Perhaps YOU, should grow a pair, IF you still have them that is.

Signed, some thing to ponder, Maven

^ listen mavis

you are young and stupid - try not to grow old and stupid

there is not effort to "try and beat down males" , it is just retarded males thinking this is the way into a womans pants - empathy or some such sh1te

it is western society progressively putting "sex" higher on a pedestal as more religious nutter ideals infiltrate our mores

so stop calling it "making love" and start calling it fcuking , and if she won't come to the party just go home and jerk off to internet porn and save your pennies so you can travel to another country where the women are more likely to say yes.

What"s wrong with pissin inthe shower ?

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Originally Posted by baldrick

^ listen mavis

you are young and stupid - try not to grow old and stupid

there is not effort to "try and beat down males" , it is just retarded males thinking this is the way into a womans pants - empathy or some such sh1te

it is western society progressively putting "sex" higher on a pedestal as more religious nutter ideals infiltrate our mores

so stop calling it "making love" and start calling it fcuking , and if she won't come to the party just go home and jerk off to internet porn and save your pennies so you can travel to another country where the women are more likely to say yes.

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Well i suppose if you call Taiwan 'western society'.
You didn't read the OP did you?

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Originally Posted by baldrick

it is just retarded males thinking this is the way into a womans pants - empathy or some such sh1te

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I thought they simply wanted cleaner toilets...and my earlier post solved their problem...

Hire better cleaners, or hire more cleaners...no one is going to sit/shit on a dirty seat...

Trying to train men to "piss properly" is indeed a joke...

Next thing you know, they'll be telling women to stand while shitting...:)

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Originally Posted by Koojo

You didn't read the OP did you?

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I am responding to mavis' many whinging threads theads about how as a poor male he is being eviscerated

he carries on about "growing a pair" - I think he means tits

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Originally Posted by baldrick

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Originally Posted by Koojo

You didn't read the OP did you?

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I am responding to mavis' many whinging threads theads about how as a poor male he is being eviscerated

he carries on about "growing a pair" - I think he means tits

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Who is mavis?
Benyahoo?
You lnow he used to be Enemy of Manys bitch, that's probably why he's become like that.

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

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Originally Posted by Panty Hamster

How do you sit to piss with morning wood?
Do a headstand in front of the toilet?

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and when you stand you piss up the wall

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Yeah, a bit like this.
Larry David Pisses on Picture of Jesus - YouTube

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Looper thats wrong. Like pissing in the shower that piss goes down a different outlet than the toilet water

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Thanks for that.
I'll have to remember to tell the missus that next time she pisses down my leg in the shower.:)

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Originally Posted by daveboy

My balls end up round the u bend.

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:smileylaughing: :smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Theres something in the air at that point, like a sixth sense that a willy watcher has moved alongside

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and you feel the hot air from his nostrils on the back of your neck

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:smileylaughing: :smileylaughing: Good one Nigel