Thread: Poll: advice required.

I might hit the bars in Liverpool's shittest ghetto dressed in drag....should I?

I might masturbate to a bit of porn on xhamster.. maybe some "UK mature anal Dogging" is on the cards for tonight

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I might masturbate to a bit of porn on xhamster.. maybe some "UK mature anal Dogging" is on the cards for tonight

who watches porn on xhamster ? are a bestiality fiend ?

try xvideos or youporn.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I might masturbate to a bit of porn on xhamster.. maybe some "UK mature anal Dogging" is on the cards for tonight

who watches porn on xhamster ? are a bestiality fiend ?

try xvideos or youporn.

I find Heavy-R to have a better selection.

Free Porn Videos - Heavy-R.com

I might stick a lubricated cucumber up my arse in preparation...should I?

I don't want you 'people' dragging this thread into MKP...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I don't want you 'people' dragging this thread into MKP...

Its got MKP written all over in you sick whoor

Ok then. I have £10 on the Thai bloke to win Gold in the boxing tonight. The odds were 25-1 when I put it on.

Should I watch or just peek-a-boo from beind the sofa??

Go for a cup of tea with some choccie digestives

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

Go for a cup of tea with some choccie digestives

That's an interesting idea - I don't have any decent biscuits though, only cheapos from 7/11.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

Go for a cup of tea with some choccie digestives

That's an interesting idea - I don't have any decent biscuits though, only cheapos from 7/11.

If they're dunkable go for it

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

Go for a cup of tea with some choccie digestives

That's an interesting idea - I don't have any decent biscuits though, only cheapos from 7/11.

Not even Garibaldis?

^ too late.

I've gone and given it the big one, probably because the missus is away and I feel free to do whatever I like! I've made a white malt drink and a peanut butter, xtra crunchy, sandwich. Yep, that's right, I'm the boss in my house, I do whatever I like...
(I hope the bloody MiL didn't notice...)

^ Watch out world, BB is going wild

I feel liberated. I might do the same tomorrow night, start a habit...

Careful BB, you know how it starts. A sip of a white malt drink just for kicks, and soon you've a triple chocolate forest gateau monkey on your back

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

the missus is away and I feel free to do whatever I like!

Do what you like but keep in mind she will know within nanosecs your transgressions.

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

you've a triple chocolate forest gateau

Wow, now there's a challenge! I wonder if it's possible to get a decent one in Bnagkok; maybe the cake shops at Paragon...

Originally Posted by Norton

she will know within nanosecs your transgressions

Very true. I hadn't thought of that; how very very foolish of me...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

how very very foolish of me...

Yep, too late now, Boo...Poll advice now needed on nearest good hospitals for trying to grow a pair while she's gone, and suffering the demented consequences...

It's okay, she's not back til Monday evening. I might go out tonight to the clsest 7/11 and buy meself a can of Leo (I'll wait til the MiL is asleep). I'm the boss in my house!

I was boss for a day once...what a fcked up nightmare that was...

Missus Boo seems to spend an extraordinary amount of time appeasing the Buddha?
Must be "Fresh as a Daisey," on return?

What's the MIL think about leaving you to your own devices? I'm sure she has a peep hole or two around the B-boo household to watch you while you think your all alone? Video on demand she has for sure.

"I'm making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out if BB's naughty or nice, Missus Boo is coming home tonight!" He's eating cake, spanking it twice, filling it with lots of ferang spice, BB's coming tonight.

Does the MIL go commando while the daughter's out? Are you doing her or is she doing you? Crozz drezzing Ferang clown found hammering MIL when Missus unannounced arrival at domicile. MIL denies sexual contact with SIL, but SIL pleads his love of both. Blames his love tryst on Buddhas interference with wife.

If she'd just stay home once in a while this would never have happened. A mans gotta be a man, he stated even if the wifely role has a bigger set of thunder rocks.

MIL recovering in hospital from forced sexual attack, she says. BB is smiling in point photo with police...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

start a habit...

Do you want to become a nun?

Some you folks have very vivid imaginations...