Thread: The perfect world.

If you had three fucking wishes.
Now what would they be?

The rules are fucking simple.

List your 3 wishes .
State one two or three.
You get a bonus point for alphabetically.

My first wish would be to wish for another 1000 ( nice round number ) wishes and I would move on from there.

gosh, that was clever

I thought you were going to wish for over 12,000 posts so you could pretend to be a big boy

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

If you had three fucking wishes.

I quite like fucking wishes

1. cute
2. very cute
2. very very cute

Tougher than it sounds isn't it?

1) A beautiful wife with no memory for drunken discrepancies
2) A bag of money that refills itself every time i have a beer.
3) A bag of high quality drugs that refines itself everytime i take a footstep

Dear Albert.

Your option number 3 has been blacklisted in the light of the fifteen fame filled minutes of the slightly blind.

fuck 'em
when they black list - i black market

Originally Posted by DrAndy

gosh, that was clever

I thought you were going to wish for over 12,000 posts so you could pretend to be a big boy

There we have it ! 12,000 posts gains entrance into the " Big Boys' Club". I would sooner be dead.

Three wishes

A good nights sleep.
A fully equipped beer bar instead of a kitchen.
A first class English breakfast every day.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

You get a bonus point for alphabetically.

What? Alphabetically what?

a) I wish I'd never set foot in this fukin shite country.
b) I wish I'd never spoken to, met, looked at, considered, etc, my wife.
c) I wish for a better attitude to life.

Originally Posted by can123

I would sooner be dead.

Carefull what you wish for Tincan

1. I wish my brother had better health

2. I wish I had spent more time with my youngest son when he was alive

3. I wish people would go and take a view standing in others shoes , before wanting to rip each others heads off .


Thats me done

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

1. I wish my brother had better health

2. I wish I had spent more time with my youngest son when he was alive

3. I wish people would go and take a view standing in others shoes , before wanting to rip each others heads off .


Thats me done

sorry about 1 and 2 Nigel

no 3 doesn't sound any good though

^ Well is a point of view ,, but works for me as I have got older

yeah, but it is no fun

True when your younger , but I'm past all that now , just wanna paint some pics , catch some fish , let the world go by

Immortality
Teleportation
Timetravel

^ And a bonus point for listing alphabetically.

^
Deduct one point for failing to number the choices.

1) Apartment bought outright in Thailand
2) House bought outright in the UK
3) Longevity and health for family and friends

I wish I didn't have this hangover and banging headache.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I wish people would go and take a view standing in others shoes , before wanting to rip each others heads off .

Good advice, Nige.