"As all the estranged wives joined together to test out their new battering ram to break down their spouses mia nois doors"

"I thought the magic beans would grow a beanstalk"

"Well that's fucking marvelous. 1st wish was for a circle of horny Japanese girls. 2nd wish was for a massive cock. Now how the fuck am I going to rub the lamp to get my third wish with no arms?"