An honest man. I was going to claim China, as I woke up in bed in Hong Kong with two young ladies in the late-'70's after a monumental five-day bender which started in Bangkok, however, I couldn't swear that they were Chinese, or, for that matter, even human. They spoke no language I understood, and I had to call the desk to ascertain what city I was in. A five-day period which is a black spot in my brain to date.