Thread: Are These Bastards Just Ignorant?

missus just had some wise words, find out exactly who it is before you do anything, then react accordingly

Originally Posted by meow

Or you could be living in the UK where (even if you have bought your house) anybody has the right to park on the curb right outside your house. Sometimes I had to park half way down the street because the neighbours friends had taken over the entire parking space outside my house.

I asked the council what could be done about this, and their reply was that I would have to pay over £500 to get the curb raised by a few inches just outside my house. Only then would it be my parking space. I don't see any logic in this at all?

My tactic was to go to the offenders door and tell them to quit parking outside my fucking house. It worked.

Sounds to me like you been in Thailand long enough to allow these trivialities, however annoying, to get to you.

You live in a tropical paradise - enjoy it!

OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!! Not in your FUCKING garden! Jesus, do you morons fucking read anything!

Originally Posted by sunsetter

missus just had some wise words, find out exactly who it is before you do anything, then react accordingly

wise indeed.

Originally Posted by sunsetter

missus just had some wise words, find out exactly who it is before you do anything, then react accordingly

Good advice Sunny ,,,, mabe check glovebox to see if the tail end of a shooter is sticking out

Is the vehicle still there?

Why not smash the driver's window and release the handbrake allowing you to roll the truck back into the road?

If anyone remonstrates with you later just feign ignorance, smile and walk back within your property's boundary and carry on tending to a bit of weed clearing using that dirty great big machete you have in your hand.

Originally Posted by sunsetter

missus just had some wise words, find out exactly who it is before you do anything, then react accordingly

Yes, I agree, they had some sort of "Paratrooper Wings" on their car - but were sadly just a free pass to go throught area 41 at Chiang Mai, but I agree, you need to be a bit careful. I just cannot get over how the fuckers think they can do what they want.

We have a sizeable chunk of land - 20 Rai, the people near me have about a half a Rai, does it really make any difference if some fucker parks in your front garden or 100 metres away - It is private land, As I said in a previous response, we even had bastards uprooting our fence posts. (Previously I had asked the wife what would happen if someone did this and she said the Police would have them) Needless to say, fuck all was done and I had to replace the posts!

Like I say, I am not looking for a fight, just a bit of respect - I'll report back later if these fuckers drop us off a free fish!

^ not bad, infact this has to be the most normal post youve ever made, wouldnt even think its you gent.........

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Originally Posted by arfursixpence

Or just shoot them, but make sure you have the right connections first so that you don't have any consequences...

i was at one stage electrocuting stray dogs that entered my land.
a cop came around to buy catfish from the farang (who had no workpermit,btw), and saw what i was doing. he thought it hilarious.
i told him that i was a bit worried i might accidentally electrocute a villager or two inbetween, and he said that as long as i had demarcated my boundary, no plomplem: they have no right to be n your land.
then he offered me an unregistered .38 snubby just in case the villagers survived the 220 volts, and i declined, saying i did not want to get into even more shit, and he explained that if the gun was registered and i shot someone illegally entering my land, there would be no shit.
if the gun used is unegistered, i would be in big shit and would have to pay a 400baht fine!!!
dunno if this is what the law is exactly, but it seems that property rights are very much enforceable in thailand, and the thais all know it, just happen to ignore it.

Originally Posted by thegent

Is the vehicle still there?

Why not smash the driver's window and release the handbrake allowing you to roll the truck back into the road?

If anyone remonstrates with you later just feign ignorance, smile and walk back within your property's boundary and carry on tending to a bit of weed clearing using that dirty great big machete you have in your hand.

I'd really like to do that but .......if things get out of hand I only have a kobock these days, some fucker stole my pistol!

right forget all other advice, if your land is demarked arfur, burn the car, then kill the owner if it kicks off, pics and vid would be ace please

Originally Posted by sunsetter

right forget all other advice, if your land is demarked arfur, burn the car, then kill the owner if it kicks off, pics and vid would be ace please

yes, good advice.

you must always be sure that you are on the right side of the law!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by arfursixpence

I saw some articles a while back where some [at][at][at][at] in a Benz had simply parked his/her car in the middle of the parking lot, blocking everyone who was legitamly parked. He/she had set the parking brake so the car could not be rolled forward or back, now tell me if this is the behaviour of a HUMAN!

Exactly the same situation as my friend; and yes she is from a priviledged background, so she doesn't need to think too hard because her mistakes will not come back to haunt her - welcome to thailand and the benefits of the patronage system...

It is basically the culture, it's fuked... But, it's worse for you and I because not only do we get fuked by the hisos, but we also get fuked by the Somchais because they are desperate to fuk somebody over (they get bored with being fuked over all day every day by the hisos), and we don't fit into the patronage system at any level thus we can be fuked over...

Get some hiso friends, put some nice 'important' emblem on your car or outsude your house then folks will stop parking on your land. Or just shoot them, but make sure you have the right connections first so that you don't have any consequences...

Understand what you are saying Betty - but can you really imagine the torture of making "Hiso" Friends - It would be like dining with the fucking devil!

I took all of the important emblems off my car a couple of years ago - you know - the ones the Thais stuck on that said "We love the Queen" Well they went down the shitter when they shot Sur Daeng, I have no loyalties with anyone here, only my son, the rest can go and fuck! As for shooting them, no - I don't have the right connections, and to be honest, I don't even want to try to mix with the shit that seem to live in that section of power.

it is miggins then, i remember that thread with that pistola

Originally Posted by arfursixpence

Understand what you are saying Betty - but can you really imagine the torture of making "Hiso" Friends - It would be like dining with the fucking devil!

Can't argue with you there, mate.

Good luck with the bastards; they are ignorant/cheeky kunts...

Originally Posted by sunsetter

it is miggins then, i remember that thread with that pistola

Quite a few members here are often pistola

Originally Posted by meow

Or you could be living in the UK where (even if you have bought your house) anybody has the right to park on the curb right outside your house. Sometimes I had to park half way down the street because the neighbours friends had taken over the entire parking space outside my house.

I asked the council what could be done about this, and their reply was that I would have to pay over £500 to get the curb raised by a few inches just outside my house. Only then would it be my parking space. I don't see any logic in this at all?

My tactic was to go to the offenders door and tell them to quit parking outside my fucking house. It worked.

Sounds to me like you been in Thailand long enough to allow these trivialities, however annoying, to get to you.

You live in a tropical paradise - enjoy it!

I'd have told you to go fuck yourself, that's a public road, not your personal parking space.

A small jar of honey down the air intake grill, just below the wipers will give you lasting revenge. First an infestation of ants etc, then vehicle owners will later realise that the insects have consumed half of the vehicles vital wiring in their enthusiasm for the sugary substance.

Originally Posted by arfursixpence

Originally Posted by thegent

Is the vehicle still there?

Why not smash the driver's window and release the handbrake allowing you to roll the truck back into the road?

If anyone remonstrates with you later just feign ignorance, smile and walk back within your property's boundary and carry on tending to a bit of weed clearing using that dirty great big machete you have in your hand.

I'd really like to do that but .......if things get out of hand I only have a kobock these days, some fucker stole my pistol!

Thai's rarely use the handbrake when the car is parked if the vehicle is annoying just push it somewhere else.

You couldn't hotwire it?

I think you have missed a trick here Miggins, you have fruit trees don't you?

You could have launched any amount of fruit at that truck, a durian through the windscreen would have been good.

Blame the ghosts, there must be plenty of ghosts on 20 rai

Why not save the trouble and just report it to the police. Tell them you think it could be criminals that have dumped the car on your land.