Thread: Are These Bastards Just Ignorant?

I woke up this morning around 6am, went downstairs only to find a pick up truck backed into my garden. Just parked there on our private land.

No one came and asked us if it was OK to park - and I mean they have driven 30 metres into our home and backed the fucking thing into a row of teak trees.

As usual the useless fucking dogs did nothing.

I was thinking of calling the filth and reporting an abandoned vehicle, my wife said it might be people fishing in the river, my son stuck a note on the window demanding 4000 Baht for parking fees (which I removed and replaced with a "Don't park your fucking car in my garden"

What is wrong with these bastards, have they no common decency to simply come and ask "Can I park my car here while I go fishing?"

I probably would not have a problem with that but the fuckwit has ran over about 3 banana trees and broke 2 small teak saplings!

Fuckers!

I firstly decided to park my car on my drive to simply block the fucker in so he couldn't get out without some sort of communication, the option was call the pigs, but as the Thais are, they couldn't bare this and begged me to move the care in case of a "confrontation" = lack of kreng jai - so what do they do....they go wandering around the river bank asking people who are fishing "Kor Tort....is that your car parked in my garden.... For fucks sake!

My Thai is not very good, but my son wrote out a message on a sheet of paper - in Thai - Don't fucking Park Here Again and stuck it under the wipers - It had words like "Mung" and "Hier" and "Sat" which from my experience are not polite words to use! (Thai kids really can swear very well at quite a young age)

I just cannot understand the pure fucking ignorance of some [at][at][at][at] that would just drive onto private property and park their car!

Cunts!

They did the same to me about a year back - The bastards were clearing a ditch 20 metres or so from my place, they ripped up my fenceposts to get access instead of ripping up some bamboo planted illegally by some Thai on the government land.

I tell you, I am at the end of my fucking tether with these cunts, they have respect for nothing if they think they can get away with it, probably time to go and relax in another fucking country!

I think the term to use is "kren jai"

Originally Posted by arfursixpence

My Thai is not very good, but my son wrote out a message on a sheet of paper - in Thai - Don't fucking Park Here Again and stuck it under the wipers - It had words like "Mung" and "Hier" and "Sat" which from my experience are not polite words to use!

You must be so proud.

Those big hooked nose Thais are the worst.

I think you need to get some looser more comfortable under pants.
The ones you are wearing are way too tight

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by arfursixpence

My Thai is not very good, but my son wrote out a message on a sheet of paper - in Thai - Don't fucking Park Here Again and stuck it under the wipers - It had words like "Mung" and "Hier" and "Sat" which from my experience are not polite words to use!

You must be so proud.

I was actually, he could put my expressions into plain Thai and stick it on their fucking window - Why the fuck could they not have simply come and asked if it was OK to park the car????? What is wrong with these fuckers - I wouldn't have batted an eyelid, they could have parked here for a fucking year for free!

It is the Ignorance and their presumptions that fucked me off! WHY NOT JUST ASK?

^ just out of interst, what was your previous nic? I recognise the attitute, but can't remember the name...

^^because in their country, they normally don't get so uptight about a trivial matter.

Originally Posted by peterpan

I think you need to get some looser more comfortable under pants.
The ones you are wearing are way too tight

I doubt it, I don't even have any "underpants" on - I am swinging low at the minute, just a pair of shorts.

Take a step back, imagine you woke up in the morning to find a fucking car parked in your drive? What would you think/do?

It doesn't matter how big your land/home is....it is still private property. You just would not do it! (Well I fucking wouldn't) it's ignorance or arrogance, and they can both get fucked as far as I am concerned!

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^^because in their country, they normally don't get so uptight about a trivial matter.

You seem to misunderstand a few things about Thailand, they can be made "good" and shot dead here for entering property, even easier than the USA, so no, it is not a fucking trivial matter - would you and your family sit in your beds and sleep soundly, if you heard some fucker roaming around and parking their cars in the dark at your home? I think not!

Would you wait and see if the fuckers that were roaming around on your private land in the darkness were going fishing or going to fuck you over?

Not me!

well you need to loosen something up, Mate as LC says its customary.

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

I think the term to use is "kren jai"

I'll stiick with KRENG JAI all the same thanks for your help!

Originally Posted by nidhogg

just out of interst, what was your previous nic? I recognise the attitute, but can't remember the name

yeah, his attitute is that of the interst Missusmiggins

so, did you find out who the driver was, and did you demand compensation for the damage?

I just close the gate, no one comes in, no one soliciting for Budda, fallen Bg's, rescue cvnts Mormons.

Give him a puncture

Is it missmiggins?

Assuming you're in a village, get your wife to talk to the headman. If it's locals he'll warn them off, if it's outsiders he'll help you to run them off.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by nidhogg

just out of interst, what was your previous nic? I recognise the attitute, but can't remember the name

yeah, his attitute is that of the interst Missusmiggins

Thats the fellow.

One would need some form of intelligence to be ignorant,so I'd just stick with
brain dead bastards.

Originally Posted by tsicar

take the note off the windscreen and slash the tyres. they will get the message.

yeah- the dumb bastards will never figure out who did it.....

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by tsicar

take the note off the windscreen and slash the tyres. they will get the message.

yeah- the dumb bastards will never figure out who did it.....

that's a possibility.
on second thoughts: leave a note on the window as well, telling them you slashed their tyres for being inconsiderate kunts and sign it, just in case they miss the point and think it was just a random act of vandalism.

Its probably to simple, but have you ever thought of posting a sign? "Private Property, do not enter, this is not an access to the fishing hole?"

In Canada in my past experience it was a national law that access to all rivers was guaranteed to all citizens. No blocking of river access could be legal. Quite common for strangers to troll across your property to go fishing. This law was engineered to guarentee the "Natives," access to fishing rights and access. Worked equally well for non-indigenous persons fortunately.

this could be good