Caption this.

**Cujo** · 25-01-2012, 12:26 AM

The poor old dear looks like she's been trapped and seems to be saying "gawd almighty, get me out of here, help? someone? anyone?"

I just hate the sight of that Gillard, thin lipped pointy face and a totally insincere countenance.

**Carrabow** · 25-01-2012, 01:05 AM

Her ankles look really swollen.

**Cujo** · 25-01-2012, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Her ankles look really swollen.

Cankles.
Look at the legs.

**nigelandjan** · 25-01-2012, 01:18 AM

" One is trying to remember if one has taken one's memory pills "

" Does one have NHS direct number "

**Carrabow** · 25-01-2012, 01:18 AM

The nylons look like they are from a dollar store.

**Carrabow** · 25-01-2012, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

" One is trying to remember if one has taken one's memory pills "

" Does one have NHS direct number "

What is NHS?

**Stinky** · 25-01-2012, 01:29 AM

"Oh one does long for the good old days... OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!"

**nigelandjan** · 25-01-2012, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Carrabow

What is NHS?

It was our healthcare in the UK mate before it went bankrupt

**Fuzzy Bob** · 25-01-2012, 01:35 AM

"Philip, PHILIP! Put your cock away dear, it is NOT Thursday"

**Stinky** · 25-01-2012, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by Carrabow

What is NHS?

It was our healthcare in the UK mate before it went bankrupt

And it's still a fantastic service staffed by some of the best most dedicated people to be found anywhere.

sabaii sabaii · 25-01-2012, 02:06 AM

Aww God, Fuzzy Bob, for me on this page,

especially as I had to remember his sentence then scroll up .

Try it, I'm still wiping the tears away

**the dogcatcher** · 25-01-2012, 02:49 AM

"I knew I shouldn't have finished off Phillips kebab"

**david44** · 25-01-2012, 06:57 AM

Philip "Have they exhumed Diana ?"

**watdog** · 25-01-2012, 07:04 AM

im mercan. the whole thing is weird.

**Gallowspole** · 25-01-2012, 07:18 AM

**Bower** · 25-01-2012, 07:31 AM

"Perhaps it is time to abdicate after all"

**jamiejambos** · 25-01-2012, 08:08 AM

Beam one up Scotty....

**Spin** · 25-01-2012, 08:27 AM

"Another smug red-headed fatarse, why me?"

**somtamslap** · 25-01-2012, 08:38 AM

"Bitch, if you don't stop looking at me like that, I'm gonna chew your FUCKING head off!"

**Cujo** · 25-01-2012, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by watdog

im mercan. the whole thing is weird.

You mean you don't understand?
Mercans are famous for that.

**Thetyim** · 25-01-2012, 11:41 AM

Jeeves, how many times do I have to tell you,we don't need the table lamp on during the day.
I'm not made of money

**billy the kid** · 25-01-2012, 07:17 PM

oh we don't serve tea here mam.
how about a beer.

**david44** · 25-01-2012, 08:07 PM

I thought we'd dumped Fergie on the Turks

**Loy Toy** · 25-01-2012, 08:16 PM

Gillard: I wish that old duck would get her hat off my coffee table.......Where are we supposed to put the beers.

**Cujo** · 25-01-2012, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Gillard: I wish that old duck would get her hat off my coffee table.......Where are we supposed to put the beers.

Winner so far in my view, I actually LOLd. lol. in fact lmfao.

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