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    Prayer

    Lord, please fix my fuckin colon, You lazy psycho Cvnt.

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    yes, lord, fix flyfree's mther fukin colon like new.

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    Thanx bro.

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    What's up with it?

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    i think he,s full of shit....

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    Oh lord won't you buy me a Colon with bends.
    My friends all have curled poops I must make amends.
    Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
    So oh lord won't you buy me a Colon with bends....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Lord, please fix my fuckin colon, You lazy psycho Cvnt.
    You need to tell Him a joke, He likes jokes, obviously, especially when it's on us.

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    god helps those who help themselves


    try a katoey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    What's up with it?
    It's fucked.

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    You forgot,Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Lord, please fix my fuckin colon, You lazy psycho Cvnt.

    Here you go :

    anything else you need help with today?

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    No miracle yet.

    Maybe we need mood.





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    Been for an endoscope?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Been for an endoscope?
    I'll scope me own end TYVFM.

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    That wasn't an offer.

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    Eat more broccoli. Natures colon cleanser.

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    ^Ma? Is that you??

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    hope you get it sorted.

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    have you never tried colon cleansing? works fuking wonders

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    I just purchased a new bum gun which blows right up my colon like an enema.

    Can push out an extra kilo of poop after a good blast and I think I'm gunna take a patent out on it.

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    Dont you just love them enema's

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarangRed
    Dont you just love them enema's
    Bloody wonderful this bum gun in fact I'm starting to build an addiction to it.

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    It's supposed to be a good way of taking drugs.
    Last edited by ENT; 24-01-2012 at 09:35 PM.

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