Thread: Why DO young western women go out dressed like this?

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I thought that was funny Frank.

Beyonce Castle is actually quite ordinary without the make up, touched up photos, hair clothes etc. Like many girls.

The true test of real beauty is to imagine the girl with a skinhead and no make up. If she still looks nice then she's a winner. Most fail epically.

the gent

What's the difference between those girls and the swinging sixties chicks sporting their pussy pelmeted miniskirts?

the fat, the flab, the bellies, the bloated hams, the sheer mass of these behemoths, the folds of flesh and the fug of stale sweat that rises as those folds become uncovered, the blotchy skin, the oily pancake of make up, the total lack of femininity, the toilet mouths, the fishwife cackle and incessant x-factor and big brother gossip, the masculine attitudes, the roughness, the hardness, the unseen pimples lurking in secret places, the beery breath and the certain knowledge that anything south of their belts hasnt seen clean water for at least a couple of days.

^ I so wish I could green that

Originally Posted by Stinky

^ I so wish I could green that

Done it for you mate

^I tried too and couldn't either - talk about a verbal picture!

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

I tried too and couldn't either - talk about a verbal picture!

The guys an artist ! trouble is its coming up to Sunday roast time here , think I'm gonna need an appetiser now !

Yawn, see nowt's changed on here...

^ Happy NY Holl ,,,,, you know don't ya !

Originally Posted by taxexile

the fat, the flab, the bellies, the bloated hams, the sheer mass of these behemoths, the folds of flesh and the fug of stale sweat that rises as those folds become uncovered, the blotchy skin, the oily pancake of make up, the total lack of femininity, the toilet mouths, the fishwife cackle and incessant x-factor and big brother gossip, the masculine attitudes, the roughness, the hardness, the unseen pimples lurking in secret places, the beery breath and the certain knowledge that anything south of their belts hasnt seen clean water for at least a couple of days.

This is a regular British woman nowadays, thanks to the pc brigade and the feminazi...

Originally Posted by taxexile

the gent

What's the difference between those girls and the swinging sixties chicks sporting their pussy pelmeted miniskirts?

the fat, the flab, the bellies, the bloated hams, the sheer mass of these behemoths, the folds of flesh and the fug of stale sweat that rises as those folds become uncovered, the blotchy skin, the oily pancake of make up, the total lack of femininity, the toilet mouths, the fishwife cackle and incessant x-factor and big brother gossip, the masculine attitudes, the roughness, the hardness, the unseen pimples lurking in secret places, the beery breath and the certain knowledge that anything south of their belts hasnt seen clean water for at least a couple of days.

Frankly, Hartlepool 'twas ever thus. Have you not seen the photographs of the late '50s? Your mother was one but I suppose the beehive and Dusty Springfield look has coloured your recollection.

British women are no worse than any other and a darn sight better than the southern Med bandy legged, pygmy crones sporting incipient moustaches and shoulders that wouldn't disgrace a prop forward.

Tax, just because you had to fish in those shallow waters of northern bestiality doesn't mean we all were similarly blighted.

Just remembered why I left the UK!

British women are no worse than any other and a darn sight better than the southern Med bandy legged, pygmy crones sporting incipient moustaches and shoulders that wouldn't disgrace a prop forward.

the women singled out in this article are representative of the common loud tart that makes up such a large proportion of todays lower middle and working class breeding stock. maybe i led too sheltered a childhood, but in my youth such abominations were rare, i sometimes used to hear and see then as i scurried past the bus station or wet market after dark.

worst of all is knowing what 5 years will do to them. if you think they look bad now, wait till theyve had a couple of kids and the realities of single motherhood, low incomes and a processed food and vodka diet have taken their inevitable toll.

but its the loudness and in yer face slapperness of them that is so awful.
they behave like blokes, but look like women. unappealing fat slobby women, but nevertheless women
european women, at least for the most part, hide their light under a bushel, and are all the more alluring for it.

i pity todays young man in the uk, out for a nights entertainment, looking for the chance. the sex is guaranteed, wheres the fun in that? its turned them all into animals. slobbering drunken ugly animals.

Originally Posted by thegent

Frankly, Hartlepool 'twas ever thus.

er,,,, well remembering the poor bloody monkey ,,,,,

Tax ex I gotta get off this thread otherwise I'm gonna be laughing too much to sleep tonight you bugger

Originally Posted by frank barber

Beyoncé has no class then?

She certainly has oodles of class.

It appears she was adopted at birth and only recently discovered the identity of her real father.

He was Roy Castle the entertainer, who died from cancer a few years ago.

As a mark of respect she has decided to take up his family name and want's to be known as Beyoncé Castle....

Class? Hardly!

Originally Posted by taxexile

the gent

What's the difference between those girls and the swinging sixties chicks sporting their pussy pelmeted miniskirts?

the fat, the flab, the bellies, the bloated hams, the sheer mass of these behemoths, the folds of flesh and the fug of stale sweat that rises as those folds become uncovered, the blotchy skin, the oily pancake of make up, the total lack of femininity, the toilet mouths, the fishwife cackle and incessant x-factor and big brother gossip, the masculine attitudes, the roughness, the hardness, the unseen pimples lurking in secret places, the beery breath and the certain knowledge that anything south of their belts hasnt seen clean water for at least a couple of days.

Are you talking about the girls or the men?

Originally Posted by taxexile

i pity todays young man in the uk, out for a nights entertainment, looking for the chance. the sex is guaranteed, wheres the fun in that?

absolutely, and the same goes for all those old men in Thailand

guaranteed sex, where is the fun in that!!?

^Most of them are well over 150 lbs already! In five years, more like 220.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

where is the fun in that!!?

The fun in that comes from the fact you are in the sack with a female who still looks and behaves like a female ,, not some tattooed wobbly pissed up foul mouthed Popeye impersonating chavvy iPhone 4s single mother benefit claiming bucket of lard .

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Tatts must have to be the worst fad that females are getting into these days.

The amount of cracking looking young girls plastering themselves with shit tatts is criminal and one day they will be crying into a mirror saying ::::

What the fuk have I done. ???????

^^I hope to god you have a vivid imagination. If this is from memory ugh......I don't wish to know anymore.

Yer not wrong Terry.

One of my daughters has a tat on her foot, and now tries desperately to hide it as she rises in the corporate world.

She's a clever young lady, but she knows now that the tat was the dumbest thing she did to herself.