Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Chin up Betty. I hear there are some good Irish & African players that will soon be eligible to play for England - so your team won't always be full of pansies . You already have a kiwi who plays like a man. It's not all bad, matey

These saffa pies are delish, wouldn't you agree BettY?

I think Boo must have the decorators in.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Cricket is a shit game anyway, for poofs - as the England team ably demonstrated...

Comfort food is what you need, eat another one of those crap burgers you bought.
How many kilos have you added this summer?

^ just have, funnily enough - still feel bad though.

^^ funnily enough, I have, and the tilers, and the plasterers...

^^^ that's a good ind there, Wally. Would've been pleased with that meself...

Saffa fielding has gone to pot.
All auditioning for their future English debuts.....

114/1 (27.3 ov)

Warner on 72, RR 4.2

Commentators talking about the crowd.

Only about $6 for a ticket to the test in SA

127/1

Another horrible day's cricket. It was all so different just a few short months ago...

146/1 Australia lead by 337
Warner 93
Doolan 48

last session of the day about to start

Shite, shite and more shite...

I'm off to the gym.

Warner survives the saffas review for lbw and brings up his ton with a classy 4

161/1

Saffas lose their last review.


171/1, Oz lead by a shitload.

Current partnership 201 runs, 44.2 overs, RR: 4.53 (Warner 114, Doolan 74)

Warner gone for 115.
206/2

2/206 almost lead by 400.... saffa's R fucked

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^awful wanker, and gay to boot...

You keep banging on about this gay thing, going as far as saying once in this thread "we don't do gay" when it came to the soap dodgers. So please explain these 3 pics:



Cant bowl can't bat can't field, but probably fits in perfectly for other reasons...



Any superlative would be superfluous, but it's a fair bet we're looking at a pack of poofs. By all reports, 2 seconds after this photo was taken they had a deep throat contest, the winner got a free fluffy duck with an umbrella and pineapple ring.



And then there's this self confessed pillow biter / English International team wicketkeeper who was *catching* a LOT more than wide deliveries. He'd probably still be behind the stumps if batsmen wouldn't have complained about him asking them out. Often.
But yeah, there's no arse bandits in the Coalition team

And for the aussies we have the most feared bowler in the world. Now 7th highest wicket taker for Aussie with a 7 for yesterday....

This just about sums it up and Betty you keep making those predictions.


Those who tuned in during the recent Ashes will recognize this position.

Australia, having dismantled the opposition (with more than a little help from Mitchell Johnson) for a healthy first-innings lead, are batting the game out of sight in the third innings (with more than a little help from David Warner).

The Lehmann plan has clicked into gear again. Alex Doolan played an impressive innings, though will be a mite peeved to have got out short of a century, while South Africa's fielding disintegrated during a 205-run stand for the second wicket.

The home team, Test No. 1s, are in a fearful hole and only acts of the gods (weather or cricketing) can save them now.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Originally Posted by Necron99

Magic Mo'Man Mitch has taken 40 wickets this summer at an average a tad over 13.
Gotta be some sort of record

It may be. Rodney Hogg holds the record for an ashes series. With 41 wickets at 12.85, but that was over 6 matches - and this one is only half finished.

Truly amazing the way he has reinvented himself. Most lethal and feared bowler in the world right now

He's now got 44 with one innings to go. If he snags a few more in the last innings, it may be some kind of record for 6 consecutive tests.

A few late valentine's day prezzys for Betty

















^bit gay innit??

what odds are they giving for a 3 nil whitewash ?

n today in the Sheffield Shield Queensland chased down 470 in the 4th innings to beat South Australia. Only lost 5 wickets too."