The 2024/2025 European Competitions Thread

[harrybarracuda]

The other 'Arry has levelled it for Bayern.

[hallelujah]

I tell you what's going to be hilarious.

Amorim's missus telling him it's time to go home after you get a drubbing tomorrow.

And let's imagine that did happen.

It wouldn't really matter that much.

A season or two off lifting pots I can live with.

Because, as the song famously goes, we've won it all.

And won considerably more than just about anyone else.

Unlike your lot.

[hallelujah]

2-1 now to Inter.

Sounds like a decent game.

Might have to stick that on.

[harrybarracuda]

Here we go again

"My club used to be good *sniff*"

[harrybarracuda]

*BOOM*

Oh they're not seriously going to pull it all the way back for that are they?

No.

Well they've finally scored 1 in four games.

[harrybarracuda]

Well you can't blame Billy for falling asleep for their lucky goal, they were so fucking dull.

How much did they spend on Mbappe again? And they seriously think Vinicius Junior should have the Ballon D'Or?

Arsenal v Galacticash: P4 W3 D1 L0

PSG will provide a sterner test methinks.

Oh and Gabby M puts the icing on the cake.

Suck on that you manc fannies.

[Joe 90]

Suck on that you manc fannies.

It'll Make the bottling even more sweeter in the next match.

[hallelujah]

Well you can't blame Billy for falling asleep for their lucky goal, they were so fucking dull.

How much did they spend on Mbappe again? And they seriously think Vinicius Junior should have the Ballon D'Or?

Arsenal v Galacticash: P4 W3 D1 L0

PSG will provide a sterner test methinks.

Oh and Gabby M puts the icing on the cake.

Suck on that you manc fannies.

Fair play, hazza and nammers.

Much the better side over 2 legs against a poor Madrid team.

And if you go on to lift old big ears this season, I might even retire the fannies thread...

...but it's PSG next and that's gonna be HILARIOUS, so I don't see thread retirement beckoning any time soon.

[hallelujah]

Arsenal v Galacticash: P4 W3 D1 L0

Fucking Arsenal fans.



Real Madrid European Cups 15 - 0 The Fannies European Cups

Fucking Arsenal fans.

[Joe 90]

Tbf beating RM away they deserve to go all the way to the final and bottle it!

[cyrille]

You don't watch La Liga, then.

[harrybarracuda]

You don't watch La Liga, then.

A small but important point.

[harrybarracuda]

...but it's PSG next and that's gonna be HILARIOUS, so I don't see thread retirement beckoning any time soon.

Cheers for the kiss of death Hal, it really works.

[harrybarracuda]

Fucking Arsenal fans.



Real Madrid European Cups 15 - 0 The Fannies European Cups

Fucking Arsenal fans.

Yeah, but much like you Cheats, they've bought a few.

[Joe 90]

Inter Milan are a decent value bet to win the competition.


My moneys on Arsenal

[hallelujah]

Which game will be making headlines this week?

The one where the referee was man of the match for the fannies

or

where Man United did what Man United do and you were all left open-mouthed over your morning corn flakes about the nation's obsession?

Well, we all know that Manchester United ALWAYS make the headlines.

Because we are Manchester United.

[harrybarracuda]

Which game will be making headlines this week?

The one where the referee sent off a Lyon player for nothing; gave the moaners a penalty that none of the commentators or probably anyone in the ground knew what was for because it was so ludicrous; then ignored a blatant shove in the back for the winner?

I think it's fairly obvious UEFA want a Moaners-Tiny Totts final because the viewing rights for Bilbao-Bodo/Glimt wouldn't sell at all well.

It was nice to see Kobbie Mainoo score, that should add a bit to the fee when you sell him to buy a new keeper.

The prospect of the Moaner's Essex yobs against the tiny totts Middlesex ones running amok in Spain will have them scouring Temu for shield, helmets, batons and tear gas.

And that's just the fans.

How's the ticker Hal?

[harrybarracuda]

Rangers can feel hard done by. A shirt pull in the box so obvious it left a big fucking hole and the ref still didn't give it!

[harrybarracuda]

Happy day for Ange as well, and I'm never unhappy to see the scummy Lazio fans reduced to tears.

[harrybarracuda]

And Chelski scraped through in the Conference room table football league.

[hallelujah]

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Poor old harry.

His bestest ever week supporting his fannies and United make the headlines again.



Quiet on here today, by the way.



Happy Easter, ladies.

You know what happens in May, don't you?

[harrybarracuda]

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Poor old harry.

His bestest ever week supporting his fannies and United make the headlines again.

You're absolutely right Hal.

You're desperate come-from-behind (fnar fnar) squeaky win in a second tier competition over a 10 man Lyon was far more entertaining than our routine dismissal of one of Europe's finest.

[hallelujah]

I'm going to Bilbao very early Thursday morning* to watch the magnificent, amazing Manchester United.

Is the hilariity on Tuesday or Wednesday? Because I might not be able to catch it if it interferes with me waking up for our trophy collecting.



* One of those stupid 5am flights at business prices too, but you do it for your team in a European semi don't you?

[harrybarracuda]

I wish you all the best Hal. There's little I'd like to see more than a Moaners/Tiny Totts final.

You should see if you can book an Airbnb for the final just in case, or borrow someone's shed or something.

[hallelujah]

Atletico Bilbao v Manchester United

should be the final