The 2024/2025 European Competitions Thread

[hallelujah]

Perhaps Hal should watch the Arsenal Real Madrid highlights.

Courtois showed how an excellent goalkeeper operates.

You can't really blame him for not getting near the free kicks

Two lucky free kicks that found their way into the net due to mistakes by the keeper.


Just a moment...


Sneijder knows.

Hal knows.

[hallelujah]

Here's a proper Champions League free kick at the home of The Fannies.



Can you guess what happened next?

Well, you know what happens in May, don't you?

[hallelujah]

The Onana Disasterclass

No need to make up with this lot.

His attempt to make Lyon look silly rebounded rather badly.

It's Saturday again, Cy!

Time to sing along

[malmomike77]

No-one cares, you're a tiny totts fan.

except you, you daft prick. i'm born and bred, saw them before your dad was released from prison unlike you plastic, braintree - fukin essex pikey

[harrybarracuda]

except you, you daft prick. i'm born and bred, saw them before your dad was released from prison unlike you plastic, braintree - fukin essex pikey

Yeah, you keep coming up with these fairy tales but your obvious disdain shows your true colours, you tiny totts scumbag.



P.S. Arteta has lived in Britain for 20 years, speaks seven languages and definitely speaks better English than a simian like you.

[hallelujah]

Antonio Pulisez speaks seven languages

Apart from failure, what are the others?

[harrybarracuda]

Apart from failure, what are the others?

Another fun fact for you Hal:

United's lowest points total since the Premier League began in 1992 was 58 in the 2021-22 season. It is currently on 38, with 21 more points to play for. Seven wins would give Amorim's team the 20 points needed to reach 58.

Did you really want to talk about failure?



Added:

I'll do you a favour and keep track of this for you if you want.

Away at Geordie Arabia tomorrow....

[cyrille]

i'm sure it makes perfect sense in their head in their own language before it goes through babel fish

Tossers like Gary Neville do it too though.

In their first language.

'He's in a bad moment'.

He's not alone.

[hallelujah]

Did you really want to talk about failure?
..

Oh I do, very much so.

But you are the ultimate specialists in this area.



At Manchester United, the home of The Trophy Collectors, we prefer to talk about success.

So, will you *finally* answer 3 questions for me and then I'll *think* of taking you seriously?

1. How many European Cups have you won?

2. How many titles have you won?

3. How many major trophies have you won?

(spoiler alert: I won't be taking his shit club seriously any time soon )

[hallelujah]

These fannies supporters suddenly thinking they're somebody cos they didn't go out at the group stage.



Nobody takes your pathetic club seriously and we all know this is what you'll be looking at on Wednesday night under the scoreline and your inevitable capitulation:

2: Mbappe

18: Vinicius

44: Mbappe

83: Bellingham

[harrybarracuda]

We're back chatting in the premier league thread now Hal, not that you have much interest in that either.

It's funny, I see spamdreth is frantically posting again, the wanker must he been kicked out of the other forum.

[hallelujah]

Oh I do, very much so.

But you are the ultimate specialists in this area.



At Manchester United, the home of The Trophy Collectors, we prefer to talk about success.

So, will you *finally* answer 3 questions for me and then I'll *think* of taking you seriously?

1. How many European Cups have you won?

2. How many titles have you won?

3. How many major trophies have you won?

(spoiler alert: I won't be taking his shit club seriously any time soon )

Spoiler alert spoiling.



As expected.

Just the same as Spurs, really, those nobodies.

[malmomike77]

Tossers like Gary Neville do it too though.

In their first language.

'He's in a bad moment'.

a phrase he proably picked up from his mate Gigs, explaining the latest bruises on his Mrs

[hallelujah]

a phrase he proably picked up from his mate Gigs, explaining the latest bruises on his Mrs

Why are Arsenal fans posting on a European thread?

You're about as useful here as a dog shit in a bowl of Weetabix.

And about as relevant.

[harrybarracuda]

Oh dear, Hal's replying to his own posts again.

[hallelujah]

It's funny, I see spamdreth is frantically posting again, the wanker must he been kicked out of the other forum.

How many beers have you had tonight, H?

[harrybarracuda]

How many beers have you had tonight, H?

Not a one Hal, I never drink at home and I'm certainly not going out to see some stupid farangs have a water fight.

[hallelujah]

Not a one Hal, I never drink at home and I'm certainly not going out to see some stupid farangs have a water fight.

So you are this fucking thick without alcohol?

Wow.

[harrybarracuda]

So you are this fucking thick without alcohol?

Wow.

Hal we aren't really going to talk about the odd spelling mistake given the bollocks you type every weekend are we?

Anyway, in which game do we think Amorim is going to break the record Hal? Tomorrow?

SAVE AMORIM!

[hallelujah]

Oh I do, very much so.

But you are the ultimate specialists in this area.



At Manchester United, the home of The Trophy Collectors, we prefer to talk about success.

So, will you *finally* answer 3 questions for me and then I'll *think* of taking you seriously?

1. How many European Cups have you won?

2. How many titles have you won?

3. How many major trophies have you won?

(spoiler alert: I won't be taking his shit club seriously any time soon )

Answer my questions, you absolute fucking fanny, if you have any intention of your club ever being taken seriously at the top table of European football.

[harrybarracuda]

Hal, stop living in the past mate.

I know you're going to be in the doldrums for a couple of years, but what's going to happen tomorrow?

[hallelujah]

Ouch. Just coming out of a ruthless habgover. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Anyway, a good week of European football on the telly.

PSG, Inter, Barcelona, and Madrid to qualify.

United to get beat 3-2 on Thursday. Yet more goalkeeping mistakes ahead.

[harrybarracuda]

Ouch. Just coming out of a ruthless habgover. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Anyway, a good week of European football on the telly.

PSG, Inter, Barcelona, and Madrid to qualify.

United to get beat 3-2 on Thursday. Yet more goalkeeping mistakes ahead.

There are a couple of managers looking at the sack if they don't win their Yerpa league ties.

[harrybarracuda]

Well if last night's ties are anything to go by, it's going to be a nervy night at the Bernabeu!

Villa had oh so many chances, as did Dortmund.

[cyrille]

It's funny to read about the 'magic' and 'mystique' of Real Madrid.

Every single follower of Spanish football who isn't a Real fan will tell you that very high on their agenda will be trying to get Arsenal down to ten men.