The 2024/2025 European Competitions Thread

[hallelujah]

Was this you tryin88g to get some comfort out of throwing away a two goal lead to get dumped out of the competition?

YOU FUCKING FANNIES




Liverpool are through and Arsenal are all but through in first and third; it would take a 7 goal shift in goal difference for anyone to overtake Arsenal now.

Villa are just outside the top 8 behind Leverkusen on a wafer thin margin: One goal separates them.

And they're playing Celtic in their final game, who are through in a creditable 18th place in the 9-24 qualifiers.

As mentioned, The Cheats finished a thoroughly miserable campaign throwing away a two goal lead over PSG to lose 3-2 and go out of the competition four points adrift of 24th place.

Feel free to laugh like a drain.




Added: Apparently they have a lifeline against Club Brugge, but what are the chances they fuck that up as well?

Oh how we chuckled when we saw the result this morning!

Arsenal are all but through...third;

So what?



Because we know what doesn't happen in May, don't we H?

[hallelujah]

So, ladies.

The Famous Msnchester United remain unbeaten in Europe.

In 4th place in the table for automatic qualification.

Tough game next week in Bucharest, but we probably only need 1 more point to avoid the play offs.

We know what happens in May, don't we?

[harrybarracuda]

So, ladies.
The Famous Msnchester <sic> United remain unbeaten in Europe's 2nd tier competition.

FTFY.

What's with the slurred words, you didn't eat the burger with mouse droppings on it did you? I warned you.

[hallelujah]

What's with the slurred words

Typo mate on me phone in bed last night.

I've been pissing myself laughing for nearly 2 weeks cos somebody's season is over in January.

Bad for the eyes innit all those tears.

I reckon a doctor in North London would be able to help.

[harrybarracuda]

Typo mate on me phone in bed last night.

I've been pissing myself laughing for nearly 2 weeks cos somebody's season is over in January.

Bad for the eyes innit all those tears.

I reckon a doctor in North London would be able to help.

Chortle chortle guffaw guffaw

1 Liverpool
2 Arsenal
3 Nottingham Forest
4 Chelsea
5 Manchester City
6 Newcastle United
7 AFC Bournemouth
8 Aston Villa
9 Brighton & Hove Albion
10 Fulham
11 Brentford
12 Crystal Palace

[harrybarracuda]

Because we know what doesn't happen in May, don't we H?

You extend your manager's contract for a year, let him spend 90m on an unknown, useless Bolivian winger, then sack him?