Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

You'll see... He'll be a West Ham or some such mid-league team player in a couple of seasons.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

You'll see... He'll be a West Ham or some such mid-league team player in a couple of seasons.

Yeah, another Lingard probably.

But if they flog him they might be able to afford a chef who can cook chicken at the run down shithole they call a stadium.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

He'll be a West Ham or some such mid-league team player in a couple of seasons.

The 70 million quid Donkey, Antony, Rashford, Martial, Mount? I haven't clicked on the previous page.

Well now that PSG are in the market for a striker, I'm not sure they'll be interested in any of that lot.

I could see the Gooners winning the league this year...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I could see the Gooners winning the league this year...

As usual, Sky have left the difficult fixtures to the last month.

And of course there are those pesky midweek games to strain the squad as well.

Well Arsenal have blown away the barcodes in the first half and should be five up, let alone two.

And now they've taken their foot off the gas.

Amazing that unlike Merch who have 3 "world class" srrikers we have only a load of midfielders. And still have a +38 goal difference to Merchs zeeeeellooooooo Ballbag = winning

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Arsenal are the first ever PL team to score at least two goals in seven consecutive halves of football.

Fucking hell, that's a bit niche.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Fucking hell, that's a bit niche.

And considering how long it's been going, a bit exceptional.

Fuck, if they could do that for the rest of the season I'd be as happy as a pig in shit.

Is Arteta the first premier league manager ever whose surname starts and ends with the same letter?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Is Arteta the first premier league manager ever whose surname starts and ends with the same letter?

Oh sybille, don't let the green eyed monster consume you.

That's a bit of a leap, even for you harriet.

Originally Posted by cyrille

That's a bit of a leap, even for you harriet.

Well there's not much you can do from the lower leagues than sneer is there.

Wissas scissor kick for Brentford against Chelsea has to be goal of the week so far..

Looks like another apology will be coming from the PGMOL to Forest.

"Sorry we robbed you of a point, unfortunately the ref doesn't know the laws of the game".

I expect Tierney will get a nice week off and then be back fucking up again soon enough.

"....there has been no dialogue with Tierney himself. "No, I went to go into the dressing room but he would not let us in."

Just watched the Palace v Luton game.

I know it's highlights, but how many chances did Palace miss?

A long overdue bit of last minute luck for Luton anyway.

Atrocious tackle from McGinn.

Dirty Villa [at][at][at][at].

How good is the Cork lad Kelleher.

Caoimhín Kelleher. You don't wanna say that after 6 pints of Murphy's.

Originally Posted by Edmond

How good is the Cork lad Kelleher.

Caoimhín Kelleher. You don't wanna say that after 6 pints of Murphy's.

Probably about 8 for men.

Originally Posted by Edmond

How good is the Cork lad Kelleher.

Caoimhín Kelleher. You don't wanna say that after 6 pints of Murphy's.

How do you say his first name anyway?

Cow min?

I actually have no idea.


mh may be a v sound, but that's a mhery rough guess.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks like another apology will be coming from the PGMOL to Forest.

"Sorry we robbed you of a point, unfortunately the ref doesn't know the laws of the game".

I expect Tierney will get a nice week off and then be back fucking up again soon enough.

"....there has been no dialogue with Tierney himself. "No, I went to go into the dressing room but he would not let us in."

It can only be a matter of time before Nuno or their owner loses the plot completely and scissor kicks a ref in the head.



Did you see that tackle by the Brighton lad that was only given a yellow?

Dearie me.

Right.

Luton v Forest soon and it's beer o'clock.

Until tomorrow when I may or may not spend my day hiding behind the sofa.