Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sadly, I can't claim it as my own.

Chittied from elsewhere.

It's OK

Chitty's humour is like his cooking: Probably to advanced to be fully appreciated in his own lifetime.

To quote Jesus on Chitty: Luke 4:24

"Truly I tell you; no prophet is accepted in his hometown".


I applaud your open mind and tolerance, Hal

Originally Posted by cyrille

Apparently he's getting his collection of 'farah' slacks dry cleaned, and his driving gloves were put out on the lawn in the sun.

It's been very overcast though.

The Swift might be 'cooling its jets' as he jauntily puts it.

Driving gloves. Now there's an idea.

These Liverpool fans since Klopp died.

They take maudlin, sentimental, flowery shite to another level.

Who is Klopp? To the blind, Klopp is the light. To the hungry, Klopp is bread. To the sick, Klopp is the cure. To the lonely, Klopp is company. To the sad, Klopp is joy. For the poor, Klopp is treasure. For me, Jurgen Norbert Klopp is everything.




I really do think there's something wrong with them.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I really do think there's something wrong with them.

Metoo




My grandmother could have managed that team better than Gary Busey ...allemand

The real reason Klopp is leaving and why Jordan, Cyrille and Arry left Saudi

Sounds legit.

A full schedule this midweek and some decent games

Tonight:

Forest v The Notting Hill Fannies

Tomorrow:

Villa v The Barcodes
Liverpool v Chelsea

Thursday:

Wolves v The Greatest Club in the World

Hal doesn't really know London, does he.

I suppose when you only go to the odd home league cup game...

Luton 3 up at HT!

Gooners bottling it as usual.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Luton 3 up at HT!

Gooners bottling it as usual.

Cheating twats ought to keep their silly mouths shut.

Anyone know where the Moaners have gone?

I looked in the top eight and I can't see them anywhere.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Cheating twats ought to keep their silly mouths shut.

City B team Jesus and Zinchencko playing a major part!

Does that make you cheats too????

Just sayin'....

Originally Posted by Joe 90

City B team Jesus and Zinchencko playing a major part!

Does that make you cheats too????

Just sayin'....

What a stupid thing to say.

They don't have any dodgy offshore accounts.

I suppose I might as well watch the rest of the games now.

Lay in tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

City B team Jesus and Zinchencko playing a major part!

Does that make you cheats too???

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What a stupid thing to say.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Not really.

Yes, really.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

At the end of the day the statue of limitations is up so fvvk all is gonna happen to the Bottlejobbers from Notting Hill

Get Google maps, you utter clown.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

the statue of limitations

What is it, a granite lad with no hands trying to tie his show laces?

Originally Posted by Edmond

What is it, a granite lad with no hands trying to tie his show laces?

As they say in Wolverhampton.

:/


That's the second time I've done that in as many months.


Either the no coffee thing isn't as healthy as first thought, or all the protein powder is going straight to me fingers.

You can't really expect these manc tossers to know geography (or seemingly law either) when they all left school with a solitary, bottom grade CSE in woodwork and nothing else.

It's very clear from Joe's posts that this is one of a million and one things he doesn't really get.

And that's just on football.

The bottom grade GCSE in Woodwork remains a distant dream.

Originally Posted by Edmond

What is it, a granite lad with no hands trying to tie his show laces?

The joke's on us. There actually is a "statue of limitations".



Statue of Limitations | Art in Architecture at Humboldt Forum

Well done to the fannies!

Triple servings of quinoa and hummus in Notting Hill to celebrate.

Onwards and upwards nu-football wankers of the Emirates!

And here's hoping the Moaners can get into the top 8!