World football thread.

[dirk diggler]

If you gave me 200k a week to do nothing I would happily give you 95% of it.

[harrybarracuda]

If you gave me 200k a week to do nothing I would happily give you 95% of it.

Well I offered my services to Saudi Arabia for 10m a year, a massive 70m discount on Neymar's deal, but I never even got a reply to the email.

[dirk diggler]

Well I offered my services to Saudi Arabia for 10m a year, a massive 70m discount on Neymar's deal, but I never even got a reply to the email.

I tried to hire Bon Jovi once, but his agent was so awestruck to be contacted by an outfit as big as 'The Hot Bread Shop' that he wouldn't take me seriously.