Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

Shit for brains Hal, how ya doing?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Shit for brains Hal, how ya doing?

Much better than you, you clueless blue buffoon.

Everton are gonna bang 3 past you tomorrow.
You Red rag cvnts are going down this season.
Wipe the piss of your armchair you filthy cvnt.

Fuck off back to Stoke you dirty blue cnut.

Erm how do you think Arse are going to do if you don't mind me asking?, i would ask Hazza but he has me on ignore.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Erm how do you think Arse are going to do if you don't mind me asking?, i would ask Hazza but he has me on ignore.

High scoring game with 2 very bad defences. Both teams are shit, with City being less shit than you, but the Arse have home advantage.

2-2.

Thanks Hall, lets hope Phil Foden isn't playing and sideshow Bob is benched again.

Just read the BBC pre match Arse write up and pepe says "they will watch the previous Arse games, watch what they do. They have a particular style of play".

Now i'm no expert but after an hour and several boxes of kleenex to wipe away the tears of laughter i reckon even i could work out that any run at the defence or more than one player in the Arse box stands a better than 50% chance of a goal.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Thanks Hall, lets hope Phil Foden isn't playing and sideshow Bob is benched again.

Should be a good game. I'm torn between the 10 minutes of talent and bollox Arsenal showed at WHU on Monday night and the abjectness of the 50 or 60 that went before it.

Unfortunately/Fortunately, I'm now pissing off on me jollies around South America for the next few weeks. That's probably a good thing though considering we've got a bottom 6 team at home tomorrow and the next few games.

Merry Christmas to you all.

Hall have a good one, your location puts the right time zone side to make saturdays and sundays all day footie events if you wished....can't think what else you'll have to do.

How do you feel about your Chelsea threesome, dill?

Looking tired already with the Christmas onslaught yet to come. Glad I got out.

Betts that brought a few laughs, the crowd are always understanding and appreciative.

I played in a game with a pitch like that muddy pond and it was carnage, fooking ref took 40 minutes of play to decide to abandon it and you couldn't tell who was wearing which strip.

Great clip to near the start of Hazza fluffing his lines.

Originally Posted by cyrille

How do you feel about your Chelsea threesome, dill?

Its a twosome now. I dismounted straight after the game. That fourth spot is looking in reach now. Will be nice to see you cheering Rashford and United on

What were you doing benching Lundstram in favour of Baldock? That would have been a nice double up unlike that Leicester partnership i'm gonna have to disassemble too.

They lie, its not really a tripple captain is it!

Stupid move on Lundy, after spending much of the season laughing at other people benching him.

Oh well...maybe Rashford will be rested.

Fact is Lundy had done nothing for five games or so, though.

Salah looks like the player who can fuck things up for Christmas non-owners now

Think I'm down

33-34
33-36
33-44

in my 3 cup games. Feel like Liverpool's Christmas fixture list here.

Outstanding first goal by Manure Utd

Oles at the wheel

Chitty got you in my sights in the league, be swapping places next week

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Chitty got you in my sights in the league, be swapping places next week

Pray for a miracle against the Changsters as Betty just got dry pumped by a point in the head 2 head

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

not yet, Chitty...

You're all playered out while I have Kelly to play tomorrow needing to get a point or more.

4 points when his Mark Noble gets subbed on for Perez




A good win for Lurinho over Farty and Armstrong beating Average means I am top o da league again

Tell you what i'm bobbing up faster than Buttplugs head on a friday, Betts is my next target.

^ you are currently heading your Europa League group too after stuffing Chitty this weekend

I'll put that table up on Thursday nights

If i could work me phone properly i'd capture that post and quote it in the happy thread. i was even happy Arse lost.