Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fairs.

We'll have to order more Kia Ora for the next captain we take off you then.

Did you know you have three of our cast offs?

Apparently you overpaid some young keeper as well.

What a desperate situation you're in that you can't afford to buy any experienced professionals.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm moving to Italy soon

Very nice.


Best bring Tubby's entire XXXXL dress collection.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Did you know you have three of our cast offs?

Apparently you overpaid some young keeper as well.

What a desperate situation you're in that you can't afford to buy any experienced professionals.

Have you just woken up from last week, fella?

I'll post it again...cos I'm generous like that.





Seriously, are you a bit simple, harry?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yes but all of our decent young forwards are training with the first team Hal.

You've got the debris and, worse, it shows just how shit your youth system has got that you have to go begging everywhere else.

Maybe they're all going "I can't believe it hasn't got butter in it".

Seriously, you are an absolute fucking mong, aren't you?

*No smiley this time*

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You'd be hanging around quite a while as long as Mendy didn't fight you off first!

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Of course but you haven't seen me try to play 90mins of football

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Seriously, you are an absolute fucking mong, aren't you?

*No smiley this time*

Poor old Hal.

Looks like I've got to him.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Poor old Hal.

Looks like I've got to him.

As if.

There are times when your ridiculousness is beyond humour though.

Have a smiley.

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Only 9 points off 10th Hal.

Jim'll fix Old Trafford

Big talk and plans but how will he find the £2Billion??


160 prefabricated lego blocks shipped up the Manchester ship canal ...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Big talk and plans but how will he find the £2Billion?

Down the back of Hal's sofa, with enough spare for a bag of chips , whippet grooming and kwiksave canal street, it's going to make the Emptyhad seem like a baht bus

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Big talk and plans but how will he find the £2Billion??

Moving to Monaco saved him 4B in just tax. The dodgy koont.

Loving the plans for the "New Trafford "...

What a load of utter bollox Ratcliffe was spouting yesterday.

Talk about avoiding the ginger bearded, baldy bonced elephants in the room.

And now they never need to attend another game.

You just know they're going to try and cadge a load of "regeneration" cash from the government.

Lucky hatric by Bruno keeping Reds dreams alive

Sorry to have once again been away and not commenting on splattering our feeder club's season - with our reserves - once again.



By the way, anyone else apart from The Trophy Collectors still unbeaten in Europe?

You know what happens in May, don't you, ladies?

^ You put your frock on?

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ You put your frock on?

Only if I can't find any willing soi dogs to model for me.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You just know they're going to try and cadge a load of "regeneration" cash from the government.

We'll pay for the stadium and the taxpayer pays for the infrastructure around the ground.

Right out of the pockets of Chitty and Nammers.

Lovely.



Which is fair because at the end of the day, we all know you should be paying for the privilege of having us in the league.

Without us any TV deal is worthless. The world only tunes in to see Manchester United or Liverpool. You need us more than we need you.

Now pay up and shut up.



Am I right or am I right?

Does hal know or does hal know?

Hal always knows.

I see such was Sir Jim's enthusiasm he is off in Australia enjoying some F1.

But one of the Glazers was on hand at the Ivy, no doubt celebrating how Sir Jim is basically trying to increase the value of the Glazer shareholding.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I see such was Sir Jim's enthusiasm he is off in Australia enjoying some F1.

But one of the Glazers was on hand at the Ivy, no doubt celebrating how Sir Jim is basically trying to increase the value of the Glazer shareholding.

How many posts have you got on the United thread now, you absolute fucking gimp?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How many posts have you got on the United thread now, you absolute fucking gimp?

You have your own Arsenal 'fred' you wanker.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You have your own Arsenal 'fred' you wanker.

The one you stopped posting in when I was tearing you a new one every week?