Thread: Manchester Utd

^ you don't drive

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ you don't drive

Correct.

Why would I do that when people can drive me around?

Did the queen drive?

Is your vagina bigger or smaller than the queen's?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Is your vagina bigger or smaller than the queen's?

Are you still comparing pink Scoopies with harry?

*swift exit*

Originally Posted by Edmond

*swift exit*

I thought so.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ you don't drive

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Correct.

bwah ha ha ha, what a cvnt

Originally Posted by malmomike77

what a cvnt

It took you this long to realise?

I'm gonna have to work harder.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It took you this long to realise?

No i realised you were a cvnt about 15 years ago , i now understand why you married out country, they have lower expectations

Originally Posted by malmomike77

No i realised you were a cvnt about 15 years ago , i now understand why you married out country, they have lower expectations

Yeah, I never posted on here 15 years ago, you drunken wanker.



I do enjoy your tales of your trips back to Bangkok etc and places where your missus worked.

We'll say no more, eh?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yeah, I never posted on here 15 years ago, you drunken wanker.



I do enjoy your tales of your trips back to Bangkok etc and places where your missus worked.

We'll say no more, eh?

Oh do tell, this should be good

The match hasn't even kicked off yet!

Two things are guaranteed in life, no not death and taxes.

The streets of Munich will be paced in puke and piss tonight and there will be a dust up on TD on a Friday night

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Oh do tell, this should be good

No, the joke's on you, you desperate knut.

Read it again, you drunken tosser.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I do enjoy your tales of your trips back to Bangkok etc and places where your missus worked.

We'll say no more, eh?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Oh do tell, this should be good

Reckon I would play the "Cashier Card " now

Originally Posted by hallelujah

No, the joke's on you, you desperate knut.


Read it again, you drunken tosser.

there's no need to get agry and lash out just because you feel emasculated when you are out with couples and you are the only bloke too scared to drive. poor Hal

Originally Posted by malmomike77

there's no need to get agry and lash out just because you feel emasculated when you are out with couples and you are the only bloke too scared to drive. poor Hal

Does put you in a peculiar place, when wife swapping is on the menu

Originally Posted by malmomike77

there's no need to get agry and lash out just because you feel emasculated when you are out with couples and you are the only bloke too scared to drive. poor Hal

I would never lash out anywhere.

I'm cool- as you know.

But you know I left bait out last week for horrible, racist little Ingerlunder bastards like yourself and you have responded- as expected.

Try to enjoy the inevitable defeat of your country.

And best wishes,

From "a pikey"

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you still comparing pink Scoopies with harry?

Originally Posted by Edmond

*swift exit*

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I thought so.

His vehicle is a Suzuki Swift, so yeah.

Originally Posted by helge

Does put you in a peculiar place, when wife swapping is on the menu

One could always toss house keys into the bowl instead of car keys

Originally Posted by helge

Does put you in a peculiar place, when wife swapping is on the menu

no idea what you are on about, you are clearly more familiar with the action and roles, i imagine you like getting in and cleaning your Mts up

Originally Posted by malmomike77

no idea what you are on about, you are clearly more familiar with the action and roles, i imagine you like getting in and cleaning your Mts up

I think its time to go to bed mate.

You can dream of queen and country some more tomorrow when the wine has worn off.

Originally Posted by helge

Reckon I would play the "Cashier Card " now

Someone got the dig, anyway.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think its time to go to bed mate.

You can dream of queen and country some more tomorrow when the wine has worn off.

I'm fine, mate, not a drop. Been a great day topped off by a lovely meal, the Euros starting and the hilarious news you are a fukin complete cvnt, priceless Laters

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I'm fine, mate, not a drop.

Purple nose and Mouriniho sat together in the Stadium praying for a McTominay goal