Thread: Manchester Utd

Looking at 8 weeks before he's back ready to perform.


So Greenwood and Martial it is then.... What a shame they didn't get Haaland this window.

I remember when Man U used to put sides out like last night's only in League Cup games.

What a shambles

Why?

Thought they did relatively OK.

OGS's points per game average is 0.02 higher than Mourinho's.

Over a season that's almost a point more.

Nah to be fair there was a bit of promise. Liverpool are far from watertight at the back though and their attacking play suits Man Us.

Get Pogba back, buy another striker, Koulibaly and a couple more midfielders and they could give Liverpool a game.

The Scalliesare not going unbeaten though. I see Man City smashing them on April 4th.

I'll just drop this here

Should be going in for Cavani on a 18 month or 2 1/2 year deal.


Would be a hell of a boost and a great mentor for young Greenwood, and even Rashford.

Did you hear o'Hara on sky sports news yesterday. Depressing kunt reckons that same injury ruined his career

Yeah, they'd have gone for and got Cavani in their heyday.

He might steer clear now, though a truckload of cash might swing it.

Sanchez would probably reccomend it.

Can Alexis still be brought back off loan?

The biggest shot in the foot was offloading Lukaku. The one thing he was great at is what Man U are missing... Bullying smaller teams

How much a week are utd paying Sanchez and Pogba not to play?

Well, keeping with the club philosophy of young, British, and eye-widening transfer fees.

https://www.skysports.com/football/n...-city-teenager

Bid of 30 mill for 16 year old.

We think now is the time to admit that we are now well and truly out of the title race. LiVARpool were there for the taking today, but we surrendered with a whimper and it now sadly looks like the only chance of Ole winning some silverware is if he steals a dinner set.
We get worse with every passing week. You may as well start calling us the economy, because we are showing serious signs of recession.
Harry Maguire, our new captain, couldn’t look any less like a footballer. He looks like a stuntman’s knee and clearly buys his jeans from Screwfix. To think he is our captain is such a depressing thought.
Just to add to insult to injury, it’s been reported Marcus Rashford is going to be out for 3 months with a back injury, clearly suffered from attempting to carry out lacklustre team all season.
Matic was an absolute embarrassment in the centre of the park today, he’s about as mobile as an Asda shopping trolley. We just pray that Ed Woodward has struck a deal with Inter Milan, where you buy 3 players and get a Nemanja Matic free.
Whilst we’re obviously downhearted, we have to remember that we’re still in with the chance of winning the FA Cup, Carabao Cup and Europa League treble, but right now that feels as likely as Barry Bennell getting invited to a children’s birthday party.
Apologies for being so negative fellow Armchair Reds, but with a manager like Solskjaer, who thinks tactics are mints, it’s hard to be positive.
Hated adored but never ignored, Man United not arrogant just used to be better. GGMU




Whoever made this meme with the accompanying heading “Ole’s at the wheelchair” is bang out of order.
Now is not the time to get on Ole’s back. We’re in the midst of a potential treble winning campaign and positivity and togetherness is what we need right now.
They hate us coz they ain’t us.
Man United not

arrogant just better.

Beaten by Burnley at home , oh dear....



What’s Old Trafford and Burnley’s net got in common?
They’re both empty

Internet must be down in Colombia and Pattaya

The third tier at "The Theatre of Emptyness" was closed last night, the first tier didn't look to full either and they call the Etihad the Emptyhad



Cracking goal..


Hal, Dill n Lu...





First time in 60 years Burnley beat Manure

Could certainly do with getting some signings in.


And turfing Woodward out.


Let Ole do the rest of the 3 years with a decent CEO.

Bruno and the 2 French lads in this month and Woodward would be up for a knighthood.

6 months of bedding in, before the summer and starting again next season.



More chance of Dill fitting into a size 16 dress, of course.

The size of the crowds at the Etihad might be mentioned less often by United fans over the coming months...

^ They were protesting.

The Glaziers see it as a money laundering exercise. They don’t care how many deals Woodward fucks up, because they all know they can blame it all on OGS, whether he is to blame or not.
Parasites.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Could certainly do with getting some signings in.


And turfing Woodward out.


Let Ole do the rest of the 3 years with a decent CEO.

Two months ago we needed a striker and another midfielder.

After the long term injuries to Rashford, McTominay, and Pogba's continued absence the situation is now desperate.

Not replacing Lukaku in the summer looks more foolish with every passing day.

Originally Posted by Switch

Parasites.

Indeed. The share price has actually gone up recently too. There's still plenty more cash to be drained from the cow yet.

Originally Posted by cyrille

The size of the crowds at the Etihad might be mentioned less often by United fans over the coming months...

There were over 73k there last night (the capacity is 74,849). Despite Chitty's nonsense that the 3rd tier was closed (it wasn't, of course, the utter mong), it was still about 20 k higher than City's attendance at the weekend which also revealed countless empty seats throughout the ground.

A few more centuries of taking the piss out of those stupid blue cnuts yet because we're the best supported club in the land and that aint gonna change anytime soon.

And you can stick it up your arse too, Cy. You ABU twat.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There were over 73k there last night

And about 73 still there at the final whistle.