Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

(BTW, the mighty ITFC are back in the championship; our entire squad cost £7.30 and the weekly salary is a Gregg's scotch egg and a scatch card, per player - and they're lucky to get that!)

Thanks to the two former Man United coaches, Kieran McKenna and Martyn Pert.

That is true. Thank you, Man U - these two coaches have proven to be excellent division 1 management staff.

I can tell you from viewing many games this season that watching division 1 players knocking it around at the back is terrifying!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Saka and Martinelli = £7,640,000 purchase price and £160,000 per week salary. Two far better players at a fraction of the cost.

Yeah, you'd need some fucking discount card for that. Double it and add a zero maybe.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yeah, you'd need some fucking discount card for that. Double it and add a zero maybe.

I could be wrong, often am, but checked on two sites:

https://www.transfermarkt.com/fc-arsenal/alletransfers/verein/11


Arsenal F.C. Player Contracts, Salaries, & Transactions | Spotrac

Looking forward to seeing Amad Diallo back from his successful season loan at Sunderland, with EtH already confirmed his inclusion in next season's 1st team squad.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

BTW, the mighty ITFC are back

Was wondering where you were gonna drop that into the conversation.

The second division and BoingAlbion thread are Thattaway>>>>>>>

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I could be wrong, often am, but checked on two sites:

Arsenal FC - All transfers | Transfermarkt
Arsenal F.C. Player Contracts, Salaries, & Transactions | Spotrac

Who gives a fuck what's on some random websites FFS? 8m for Martinelli? Are you insane?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

you'd need some fucking discount card for that. Double it and add a zero maybe.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Who gives a fuck what's on some random websites FFS? 8m for Martinelli? Are you insane?

He's telling you how much he cost, not how much he's now worth, ya dumb fuck.



Are you Chitty in disguise?

Are you Chitty, in dis-guise?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Anthony and Sancho = £180,000,000 purchase price and £550,000 per week salary. That is terrible business for two shite wingers.

Saka and Martinelli = £7,640,000 purchase price and £160,000 per week salary. Two far better players at a fraction of the cost.

That website is pretty accurate BB.

Manchester City - Transfers 22/23 | Transfermarkt

Originally Posted by Joe 90

That website is pretty accurate BB.

Manchester City - Transfers 22/23 | Transfermarkt

No it isn't, because it doesn't cover all the dodgy hidden payments the plastic cheats slip to players in brown envelopes.

Originally Posted by Edmond

He's telling you how much he cost, not how much he's now worth, ya dumb fuck.

Doh!!

It was Boo, I wasn't expecting him to get something right.

Sorry Boo.

At no point did I say that I was correct...

Martinelli (although he's a cheating diving bastard...), is a very good player and a great buy. Saka is excellent and went through the academy. Their salaries are low-ish by PL standards too.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

At no point did I say that I was correct...

Martinelli (although he's a cheating diving bastard...), is a very good player and a great buy. Saka is excellent and went through the academy. Their salaries are low-ish by PL standards too.

Saka signed a 5 year contract extension yesterday, reportedly for in excess of 200K a week.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

the plastic cheats slip to players in brown envelopes.

they don't do that anymore, the mussies terrorists just open accounts for the players in Abu and pay it in

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they don't do that anymore, the mussies terrorists just open accounts for the players in Abu and pay it in

Or probably slip some real estate deeds to their offshore companies to sell later.

Or both, no-one can check it anyway.

Originally Posted by PAG

Saka signed a 5 year contract extension yesterday, reportedly for in excess of 200K a week.

The one they need to nail down is Saliba. His importance could not be better illustrated than by the impact of his absence.

Already a French international and will cement his place in the team for Euro 24 I reckon.

The entire Chelsea squad for a quid, will deliver free (except accurate passes) bring back the Special one all is forgiven

Originally Posted by david44

The entire Chelsea squad for a quid, will deliver free (except accurate passes) bring back the Special one all is forgiven

We dodged a bullet with that Mudryk.

I didn't even realise you'd got promoted. Congratulations!

One point from the last 2 home games to get top 4 - Liverpool will obviously hammer Southampton - and the first up is Chelsea tonight.

I know they've been shit. I know they've got 8 or 9 injured. I know they've got nada to play for, but what if they actually turn up and play tonight with the talent they have in their squad? I wouldn't want it going to the last day against a Fulham side hell-bent on revenge for their FA Cup meltdown.

And, apropos of nothing, I'm a member of these "Better" gyms, so if you sign up for one, you can use them anywhere in the country. However, there's nothing really near OT or in town that has a sauna and a gym (you all know how I love a sauna from my time with Ahmed ), so I've gotta go to work in town, come almost all the way home and then go back the same way again for the game! For fucks sake.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

We dodged a bullet with that Mudryk.

I think we need to dodge a few more given the transfer rumours. Can't understand the idea behind letting Smith-rowe and folarin go.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

so I've gotta go to work in town, come home to use the gym and then go back the same way again for the game! For fucks sake.

you don't

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you don't

Yes I do.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I think we need to dodge a few more given the transfer rumours. Can't understand the idea behind letting Smith-rowe and folarin go.

Well since you don't know what goes on in training, you can't really say why Smith-Rowe is out of favour. I'd say it's probably his weight again. And only the press are saying anything about Balogun.