Thread: Manchester Utd

Speaking of utter bollocks.

Seeing what players other teams are buying, and for how little.

Then looking at how much United have paid for a range of players that are crud.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What utter bollocks.

Indeed. We could line up with Mr Blobby in net with Qatari investment (and he might even be better than the current incumbent).

Who has the first clue what the manager would want?!?!?!? Aside from the fact that Rice is going to Arsenal and Bellingham had been nailed on to Madrid for months.

Nu football fans, eh?

And we don't need a sugar daddy anyway. Unlike some we could mention, we make more than enough money ourselves to compete with anyone in the transfer market.

It's spending the money wisely that has been the problem, not finding the money.

Bellingham, nah, MacAllister, nah, Kane.....nah

Stick to cricket, nammers.

If you push the boat out you may get Ferguson

Originally Posted by hallelujah

the fact that Rice is going to Arsenal

I would be tempted to wait and see how much the Custodians of the Two Holy Cheque Books give to Eddie Howe to spend on the Champions League before you label that as "fact".

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I would be tempted to wait and see how much the Custodians of the Two Holy Cheque Books give to Eddie Howe to spend on the Champions League before you label that as "fact".

Well, yeah, but I would be very surprised if Rice were to leave London. From what I've heard he's just had a kid with his missus and that's where they want to be.

However, in terms of the barcodes, rumours of them sniffing around Kim Min Jae of Napoli, who United have been after, might go some way to explaining this from L'Equipe over the last 24 hours about United now moving for Disasi from Monaco:

Man Utd ‘close to completing surprise transfer for France World Cup star in under-the-radar PS44million move’ | The Sun

But who knows what the great Ten Hag has planned for the mighty Manchester United?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Well, yeah, but I would be very surprised if Rice were to leave London. From what I've heard he's just had a kid with his missus and that's where they want to be.

However, in terms of the barcodes, rumours of them sniffing around Kim Min Jae of Napoli, who United have been after, might go some way to explaining this from L'Equipe over the last 24 hours about United now moving for Disasi from Monaco:

Man Utd ‘close to completing surprise transfer for France World Cup star in under-the-radar PS44million move’ | The Sun

But who knows what the great Ten Hag has planned for the mighty Manchester United?

You don't actually follow all this made up nonsense and believe it do you?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You don't actually follow all this made up nonsense and believe it do you?

You mean "nonsense" like following the footballing equivalent of Harry "finger on the pulse of Thailand" Barracuda?

The wonder that is airport security

<snigger>

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You mean "nonsense" like following the footballing equivalent of Harry "finger on the pulse of Thailand" Barracuda?

The wonder that is airport security

<snigger>

So my commenting on the foibles of SEA airport security is somehow comparable to you believing every piece of ridiculous bullshit tabloid journos can make up between now and transfer deadline day is it?


OooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkk.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

So my commenting on the foibles of SEA airport security is somehow comparable to you believing every piece of ridiculous bullshit tabloid journos can make up between now and transfer deadline day is it?


OooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkk.

The Premier League Transfer Window 2022

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Opens June 10th, closes September 1st.

Post your transfer tittle tattle here.

Harry: the Interweb's worst smartarse.

WTF are you on about now?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

WTF are you on about now?

It's cracking the flags here and he's had a few pints of Bitter to celebrate the only team from Manchester playing in the Champions league final tomorrow where they will win the treble!

Think it was Betty asking about what Mount would bring to the team.

Man Utd transfers: Why Chelsea'&#39;'s Mason Mount is wanted by Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford | Football News | Sky Sports

It's an interesting, well written piece, with info about the history of Mount and ten Hag.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Think it was Betty asking about what Mount would bring to the team.

Man Utd transfers: Why Chelsea'&#39;'s Mason Mount is wanted by Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford | Football News | Sky Sports

It's an interesting, well written piece, with info about the history of Mount and ten Hag.

Fair points, but I just hope we don't go above 60 mil for him and have money left over for a centre forward (well, 2 please).

We do need some legs and talent in that midfield though. If only we had Fredriksen and McTomemiro...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I just hope we don't go above 60 mil for him and have money left over for a centre forward (well, 2 please).

Indeed.

A right back, and offloading backup Maguire and bringing in a backup CB wouldn't hurt too.

A #9 (or 2) has to be priority though.

That wanker was probably reading TD, and just copied what I said (filled in with some fluff...)! Where's my commission???

You need to start with a keeper (get rid of your current one). Get rid of Maguire. Mount can be attacking midfield purchase (Get rid of McTomriksen). Get Kane (get rid of Martial). Kane looks like a donkey, but he just keeps producing the goods season after season in an average team. Man U are not that much better than an average PL team, so a 9 who will give you loads of goals and assists for the next 2 to 3 seasons while you progress into a better team would be a great addition.

Money in = 20 million (if you are lucky).

Money out = 160 million (if you are lucky).

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fair points, but I just hope we don't go above 60 mil for him and have money left over for a centre forward (well, 2 please).

you might get rashford back once he's finished banging his skank now he's a free man

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

You need to start with

....selling all the players and bulldozing OT.


Is the sale of the century still on??

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Is the sale of the century still on?

Not anymore.

Sold to Qatar for 5.5 billion quid.

arabianbusiness.com

18 years of pillaging the club and they end up selling us to a fucking state.

Glazer bastards.

If true: predictable and shameful.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

If true: predictable and shameful.

Yep. Never really expected anything else.

They will be much better than the Glazers in terms of what they're gonna do for the club, but that's a very fucking low bar.

Sportswashing continues unabated.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sold to Qatar for 5.5 billion quid.

Well

Congratulations