The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[NamPikToot]

so one team are champions the others are also rans, not that i'm bitter

[NamPikToot]

An apology to Dill. Seems that 365 fuk'd up with their button on the Citeh bet and the description didn't match the actual bet;

aaarrrrrgggghhhhh OK Dill was right

There i said it, he still uses his toes to count from 11 upwards though

[NamPikToot]

Man Utd ….pleaselet it be Utd…….Paris St-German are willing to sell27-year-old Brazil forward Neymar this summer. (ESPN)


Because Utd thinkthey have a 20 goal a year striker but they really have a got aCarrol…….Manchester United will have to pay up to £75m if theywant to sign 22-year-old French defender Issa Diop from West Ham,with the Red Devils having rejected the Hammers' proposal of a swapdeal involving France forward Anthony Martial, 23. (Mirror)


Meanwhile ratsleaving a sinking ship…….England and Manchester Uniteddefender Phil Jones, 27, has been offered to West Ham as part oftheir bid to sign Diop. (Sun)


Sensible, verysensible…….Tottenham have been offered the chance to signSampdoria defender Joachim Andersen for £31.2m after Arsenal decidednot to follow up their interest in the 23-year-old Denmarkinternational. (Star) or Arse could be broke


Leicester andManchester United are £40m apart in their valuation of Englanddefender Harry Maguire, with the Foxes pricing the 26-year-old at£80m. (ESPN) ...Maguire wants a career is the real reason


Please let himstay…...Manchester United expect Paul Pogba to stay at the clubbut accept a situation may arise where they choose to sell the26-year-old France midfielder. (Sky Sports)


Real Madrid,meanwhile, have been warned against making a move for Pogba by theirformer president Ramon Calderon. (Sun)….because he's shite


Bayern Munichmidfielder Leon Goretzka has said he would be "very happy"if his side signed Manchester City winger Leroy Sane, 23, thissummer, but would not pressurise his international team-mate to makea move. (Manchester Evening News)


Manchester City willoffer a professional contract to Valerenga midfielder Oscar Bobb whenhe turns 16 in July. (Mail)


Manchester Unitedare prioritising a deal for Crystal Palace defender AaronWan-Bissaka, 21, before they move on to other targets in the transferwindow. (Manchester Evening News)...the worst player on the pitchlast night in the U21s loss


Roma want 70m euros(£62.4m) for midfielder Nicolo Zainiolo, 19, who has been linkedwith a move to Tottenham. (Calciomercato, via Team Talk)


Rangers boss StevenGerrard, 39, has rejected an approach from Derby County as theChampionship club make contingency plans for the anticipateddeparture of Frank Lampard to Chelsea. (Times - subscriptionrequired)


Manchester Unitedare considering appointing Steve Walsh as their new director offootball with former midfielder Darren Fletcher also offered a rolewithin their recruitment team. (Mail)...that'l help


Xavier Calm, alittle-known Spanish coach whose last job was in charge of Spanishthird-tier side UE Cornella, is the betting favourite to replaceex-Birmingham manager Garry Monk, who was sacked on Tuesday.(Birmingham Mail)


England Under-18smidfielder Daniel Adshead, 17, has joined Premier League newcomersNorwich City in a £300,000 move from Rochdale. (Mail)….get yourbets on….Norwich to finish above Arse

[harrybarracuda]

The Barcodes have announced that Benitez will be leaving on Sunday when his contract expires.

Sky opine that he is being offered GBP25m a year to go to Dalian.

[hallelujah]

The Barcodes have announced that Benitez will be leaving on Sunday when his contract expires.

Sky opine that he is being offered GBP25m a year to go to Dalian.

He wants to stay in the Premiership, apparently. Family house in the Wirral etc.

Where do the barcodes go from here? The press are suggesting Mikael Arteta and Garry Monk.



Could be one of the biggest mistakes ever letting him go 'cos of Ashley's pennypinching.

[harrybarracuda]

He wants to stay in the Premiership, apparently. Family house in the Wirral etc.

I'm sure he does but 25m a year is going to get any fucker going to chinastan.

[NamPikToot]

Christ Arse can't even afford League one players, £20 on them finishing outside the top 6.


Arsenal will need to spend half of their summer transfer budget to bring in Celtic's Scotland defender Kieran Tierney, 22, with the left-back valued at £25m by the Scottish champions. (Telegraph)


Please God make this happen – he'll spend half a year rolling around on the floor.


Paris St-Germain offered Manchester United the possibility of swapping Brazil forward Neymar, 27, for 26-year-old France midfielder Paul Pogba.(Independent)

[Dillinger]

Rashford's just signed up for another 4 years and 300k a week. Mental

[Dillinger]

Spurs have just smashed their transfer record paying 65m for ​Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele.
In other news Arsenal buy an 18 year old Brazilian for 5 mill

[harrybarracuda]

Spurs have just smashed their transfer record paying 65m for ​Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele.
In other news Arsenal buy an 18 year old Brazilian for 5 mill

The Arse have been chasing that lad for months.

Ndombele cost Lyon 7m a year ago, that's a tidy profit innit.

[hallelujah]

Arsenal apparently going all out for Zaha. Is this really what they need?

I've been happy with Utd's signings so far; it looks like Bruno Fernandes is on the way and if we get a dominant centre back, I think we are most definitely on the right track.

Do Harry and NPT think that the signing of Zaha will address any of their issues? Arsenal will always score goals with the players they have - when they fancy it - but it seems like Groundhog Day every year no matter who the manager is.

The Arse have been chasing that lad for months.

Ndombele cost Lyon 7m a year ago, that's a tidy profit innit.

Should have gone all out for him. If you can find someone who is half the player Petit or Vieira was, you're solving most of your problems in a flash.

[Dillinger]

^City are breaking their transfer record to sign a 62.6 million defensive midfielder from Atletico- Rodri.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...dris-atletico/

[Luigi]

Replacement for Ferdaninho.


If they get HmG too, that's the rest of the league contenders foked.

Gonna be interesting in a few years seeing who they get to replace Aguero. No doubt some new Messi or Ronaldo for 200m.

[PAG]

[NamPikToot]

Looks like Arse have forgotten the defensive travails over the last 10 years, still not in the market for 4 blokes to stand in front of the goalkeeper. Still with just £70M to spend that will just about secure two ball boys.

[Dillinger]

Gonna be interesting in a few years seeing who they get to replace Aguero

Rashford earns more than Aguerro now. Something wrong there

[Chittychangchang]

Rashford sells more shirts in Asia

[cyrille]

Yeah, black blokes with huge conks...

...your understanding of Asia is uncanny.

[Luigi]

^ Fair to say he's correct.

Is there any sub-forum on here that you don't constantly shit in?

Rashford earns more than Aguerro now.

3 main media outlets said 200k, 250k, and 300k. The truth is only the people involved know.

[harrybarracuda]

When is the deadline?

I'm bored already.

[Switch]

No mention of Lampard on here the
I think it's a year or two early for him to go to Chelsea

[harrybarracuda]

Looks like Arse have forgotten the defensive travails over the last 10 years, still not in the market for 4 blokes to stand in front of the goalkeeper. Still with just £70M to spend that will just about secure two ball boys.

Good chance they will be signing the full back from the scottish kiddie fiddlers.

[NamPikToot]

Arry, are you doing a Premier Fartasy league this year?

[hallelujah]

When is the deadline?

I'm bored already.

This could be the most boring pre-season ever. There's just nothing happening, is there?

[NamPikToot]

Ski are on an xfer ban, UTD need to offload that prick Pogba to get money to buy big after upping the wages on Rashford, Leepool don't really need to do much, Citeh same, Arse have £4.50p to spend and Totting are broke. So yeah i reckon you could be right.