Thread: The Cup.

Gender reassignment surgery went well then Hal?

Is it Hal or Haletta now?

Come on, H.

You can do better than that.

Unlike your team, give me some kind of opposition at least.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Come on, H.

You can do better than that.

Unlike your team, give me some kind of opposition at least.

Hmm, argumentative and never shuts up.

Haletta it is then.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Hmm, argumentative and never shuts up.

Haletta it is then.

You're gonna have to up your game in 2025, mate.

A bit like your team of Trophy Avoiding Fannies, dare I say.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're gonna have to up your game in 2025, mate.

A bit like your team of Trophy Avoiding Fannies, dare I say.

Haletta, do you think you might have scraped a draw against Brighton if you'd stuck to your trusty 6-4-0 formation?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Haletta, do you think you might have scraped a draw against Brighton if you'd stuck to your trusty 6-4-0 formation?

H, when your team wins a trophy...

...do you continue on the Playstation or do you tend to stop now that you're content?

So Haletta,

If scraping through a cup tie on penalties is a "splattering", what is getting hammered at home by Brighton called?

Asking for a friend.

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot.
















What was that song I was singing?






















Oh yeah, that's it.



























YOU COULDN'T BEAT 10 MEN, YOU COULDN'T BEAT TEN MEN, YOU COULDN'T BEAT TEN MEN, 10 MEN....

After yesterday, I think we'll be happier to have the extra day off while Leicester thrash you at home.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

After yesterday, I think we'll be happier to have the extra day off while Leicester thrash you at home.

What you doing that weekend?

Free weekend that for you, isn't it?



You can look forward to another 4th place trophy while contemplating your failure TO BEAT 10 MEN.



We know what happens in May when The Trophy Collectors get down to business, don't we?

Put it in your diary.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What you doing that weekend?

Free weekend that for you, isn't it?



You can look forward to another 4th place trophy while contemplating your failure TO BEAT 10 MEN.



We know what happens in May when The Trophy Collectors get down to business, don't we?

Put it in your diary.

I know who'll still be top.

The big question is, who will your manager be then?

Clubs with the most FA Cup titles as of 2024

Team	Number of titles
Arsenal	14
Manchester United	13

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Finally, he's put some trophies on the table!

Now, my turn!



English League Titles:

Manchester United-20

The Trophy Avoiding Fannies-13

League Cups

Manchester United- 6

The Trophy Avoiding Fannies - 2

And now the best bit: Europe.



European Cups

Manchester United -3

The Trophy Avoiding Fannies - 0


Club World Cups...

Oh my God, I can't type anymore, but you know the answer, don't you?



Let's cut to the chase, H.

Man United major trophies: 9,521

The Trophy Dodging Fannies: 2

Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahah

Here we go, Hal frantically scraping through the history books and changing the subject again.

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YOU COULDN'T BEAT 10 MEN!!!

REMEMBER

YOU

ARE 13th

AND

YOU

HAVE

TO PLAY

LEICESTER

Newcastle fans will surely be happy that Oliver's ridiculous red card for Lewis-Skelly means he will miss the upcoming cup tie.

Here are some happy Newcastle fans.

Oh, fuck off H.

Exclusive: 'Kai Havertz guilty of clear act of simulation' v Man United

Stop making excuses for being utterly shite with an absolute fanny of a manager.


Now answer me, why does your club hate winning trophies so much?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Oh, fuck off H.

Exclusive: 'Kai Havertz guilty of clear act of simulation' v Man United

Stop making excuses for being utterly shite with an absolute fanny of a manager.


Now answer me, why does your club hate winning trophies so much?

Yes, I remember when the FA apologised to the Moaners for disallowing a perfectly good goal for a non-foul by a Moaners player.

Oh, no, that was Odegaard.

I've got to give it to you Hal, you've done something we never will.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I've got to give it to you Hal, you've done something we never will.

You aint wrong, H.

And our first one was over 55 years ago.

Now remind me, how are you getting on on that score?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now remind me, how are you getting on on that score?

Well for a start, we're actually in it.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Well for a start, we're actually in it.

In it to win it, they say.

But not about your lot.

Nobody has ever said that about the TAFs.

Hazza

I was away for this one, so we never got chance to discuss it properly:

Arsenal 0-2 Newcastle: Mikel Arteta says Carabao Cup footballs are '''tricky''' - BBC Sport



Why don't you just say you hate trophies?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I was away for this one, so we never got chance to discuss it properly:

Were you hiding again?