Shite first over from Broad, take him out of the attack...
Shite first over from Broad, take him out of the attack...
This bowling is soooooo non-threatening...
The Convicts'll get 450 then bowl us out for 150 again. Fuk me sideways with a bargepole, we're fukin shiter than shite.
^Don't be so negative, Smith might only get 110 and 115 this Test.
Bancroft goes for 13! LBW to Archer!
A scratchy innings comes to an end. Bancroft never looked comfortable throughout.
Hope you enjoyed the last Test you will play for Australia
opps, some put their finger in the dyke!
GOOOOONE! Khawaja nicks one to the keeper! Woakes strikes!
Woakes with a beauty! This one cuts away from the left hander, enough to get a thick outside edge to the keeper!
Slight drizzle. But England have turned this around, somewhat. Two new batsmen in on 0.
Betts?
I'm not saying anything; we're shite, and they'll score 600...
I think your glass is a little less than half full Betts.
This is the pair that put us to the sword last match; expect them to have a 150 partnership at least.
Fuk me, Broad back on - he is shite... I could score 100 against him and Ali.
keep going Betts you're doing great - like a reverse Boycott.
& that Woakes is shite, won't get Smith out in a month of Sundays...
^ I'll have one of each to start (excluding the tofu, obviously...), but don't wanna be bowling just after lunch.
a TMS interlude
Some nice watching for our Australian friends:
7 wickets for 1 run...
Sir Curtly - remember the Windies in their pomp and unfortunately seen them demolish Eng a couple of times but it never felt disappointing just inevitable - i woulda shite me sen facing up to some them. Had a bloke i played against threw it down in the mid 80s mph and it was difficult
Day 3 ended without anymore cricket being played. Hard to see a win for either team in this game.
Aussies out for under 150, England go berserk and score 200 leaving the Aussies to go for a game 300 on the last day.
^ food poisoning from leek potato & cauliflower soup.
I suppose that's as good a way to get him out as any.
Here's a video of Smith's leaves.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1162329998595907584
Last edited by Saint Willy; 17-08-2019 at 08:19 AM.
He is such a wanker... Tremendous player, but how could you be around him batting and not walk over and lump him. I know it's not very sporting, but I quite wanna see Stokes, after one of those silly leaves, just go over and pretend he's outside a nightclub in the early hours...
"No, your honour, I don't have any anger management issues..."
(Yes, we would like to pork the English policewoman, but stick to the thread topic, she is doubtless a Pakistan supporter, so no porking allowed... )
Cycling should be banned!!!
On the contrary, she might be one that only uses her backdoor in order to preserve her modesty.
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