The Ashes Thread.

[Bobcock]

I'm the bts with no reception..... Such a shame

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Wonder if this one will last 2.5 days

[Bettyboo]

It's not all bad, Wally; the Convicts have a decent run rate at nearly 5 an over.

[klong toey]

Another bites the dust.

[pseudolus]

Clarke gone then. Oh dear.

[Bettyboo]

Bye bye Clark. 5 wickets for 6 runs for Broad.

[klong toey]

England bowling well this morning.

[harrybarracuda]

"Shit bloke" I think the bogans call him.

[chassamui]

My prediction is that this test will turn out to a battle between shit bloke and Smith/Warner.

mmmmmmm .......

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Nevil goes!

Up to Johnson and Starc to get double tons now

[klong toey]

Well left.

33/7

[harrybarracuda]

Christ on a bike my bunch of overweight pissheads scores better in the Chiang Mai Sixes.

[Bettyboo]

Is that another? Will they bat til lunch? I've never seen, or thought I'd have a chance of seeing, a team bowled out on the first session of day 1.

[chassamui]

Next time you want to bowl before lunch on the first day, try winning the toss.

[daveboy]

Comedy cricket from The Convicts.

[Bettyboo]

To be fair, the Convicts deserve some credit here because they've made it to the first hour's drink's break.

[klong toey]

[cyrille]

Has wally gone to bed already?




That Stokes catch is in the top ten I've ever seen.

Unbelievable.

[cyrille]

Is that another? Will they bat til lunch? I've never seen, or thought I'd have a chance of seeing, a team bowled out on the first session of day 1.

Call this shower a team?

[klong toey]

I'm the bts with no reception..... Such a shame

[pseudolus]

Shit! this reminds me of an England innings.

[Bettyboo]

Stark never looked comfortable. Johnson, plays well for somebody that isn't considered a batsman (compared to his team's batsmen that is).

Oh dear, did I speak to soon??? :rofl

Nine down, this is beyond belief really.

[harrybarracuda]

This is an ass raping.

[klong toey]

47/9
Getting pre batting nerves off to the bog for a sit down.

[harrybarracuda]

I'm almost annoyed with Wood and Finn for stopping shit bloke getting the ten.