The Ashes Thread.

[pseudolus]

The OZ bowlers will clean the poms

Blimey - Pooftahs heh?

[baldrick]

^ with a fcukin yabbie pump

[baldrick]

well that's 2 more than '97 - and a good knock by Nevill

the poms are fcuked

[Bettyboo]

121 to win - I doubt it'll be straightforward...

[pseudolus]

Wouldn't it be nice if for once the England 1&2 could put together more than 3 runs, and did the job.

[Bettyboo]

117 to win - I doubt it'll be straightforward...

[cyrille]

Tough crowd.

[Loy Toy]

Tick Tock. I am off to bed and hope I see a positive result tomorrow morning,

If not on to the next test with gusto and preferably without that waste of space Clark.

Talk about flogging a dead horse with that wanker.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Lovely ball from Starc to get Cook. We can't win this match but we can try to win a little pride back . Things couldn't have been any worse so far ...
Bell arrives at the crease in perfect conditions for him to get a few cheap runs hopefully, so he keeps his spot in the side. At least the series is well and truly alive now ..

[Bettyboo]

Lovely ball from Starc to get Cook.

Yep, good ball.



98 to win - I doubt it'll be straightforward...

[Loy Toy]

Clark is shite.

Dropped Bell the wanker!

[Bettyboo]

^ he's low on confidence and form; I like to see him in your team.

71 to win - I doubt it'll be straightforward...

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

It's too early to write off Clarke. Everybody is allowed a slump in form but he has proven that he is a class act in the past and calling for his head is just a knee jerk reaction. Let's at least see how he plays in the remaining tests ..

Lyth gone. I was hoping he would be there to score the winning runs and save his spot in the team..

[Bettyboo]

54 to win - I doubt it'll be straightforward...

[hallelujah]

The question now is who's gonna replace Lyth?

[harrybarracuda]

It's touch and go.

[Horatio Hornblower]

get yout bets on the Aussies will win the next test.

[daveboy]

I agree with Loy Toy get rid of that big poofter Clarke.

[chassamui]

Starc has been watching Johnson's early training vids on how to bowl wides.

[kingwilly]

Well that just cost me. Silly buggers.

[chassamui]

[hallelujah]

"He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite."



He's getting some grief from the crowd here and so he should be- those pies he's chucking down the wicket belong in a circus.

[pseudolus]

2 more to go. I still think Australia will win this.

[harrybarracuda]

Phew that was lucky.

[Bettyboo]

Not a lot of positives for the Convicts from that test...

Nice batting by Root and Bell.

Some of the Convict bowlers seem to have lost the plot a bit.