Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by bsnub

Consumers drive demand you utter pillock.

Where did I post that they don't, pissed up arse wipe?

That's just fkn obvious, idiot.

Originally Posted by cyrille

AI or Facebook?

Warrington

Dinner invitation to Catholic Kiwi Lady's where she had 2 bottles of my favourite bubbles on the go



She had whipped up something she calls Vegetable Ghoulash



But I had to try her LED health mask on before proceeding to the main course



It makes one appear quite unsettling with its lights ablaze

I don't think it is closely related to Hungarian Ghoulash but it is quite tasty topped with 'activated' walnuts

activated walnuts? huh?

Fajitas night! with a bog role special for cyblle

Eh?

Who are you again?

Meh. Never mind.

You're clearly performing well in your 'bog role'.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

first Jersey Royals of the year, another 2Kgs in the fridge

you keep potatoes in the fridge?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

you keep potatoes in the fridge?

What part of 'another 2Kgs in the fridge' was difficult to understand?

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

with a bog role special for cyblle

Is it upside-down?

I always like to push the boat out for dinner when the daughter visits for the weekend.

The 'gravy boat' that is!



Sausage, chips and peas with extra thick pork gravy.

And I even found a couple of lamb chops in the freezer!

Love those chips, reminds me of school chips. Probably the tenth time I've said it.

What type of sausages are they?

Korat Chef pork sausages, although I keep them under me hat or Molle will buy them all up.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Korat Chef pork sausages, although I keep them under me hat or Molle will buy them all up.

I only bought 1 package..

^^^^gravy viscosity fluid flow shear stress reynolds number 10/10


A welcome arrival is a guest bearing a pot of red hot chilli chicken curry



Signorina Sulawesi arrived sporting cowboy boots and in line-dancing mood



Good effort with the saffron rice. The curry was extra hot as she had asked me the day before how hot I like it before she got busy in her kitchen



Sweet sticky rice in banana leaves for desert left me with little to do except the washing up

Did she leave the boots on or off?

^I totally forgot to even ask her to keep the boots on!

I am slipping.

Point deducted

^^^^ she was close to the sink, my ex in her nurses uniform was fukin irristable washing up.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

my ex in her nurses uniform was fukin irristable washing up

Without a wrist?

Originally Posted by Looper

^I totally forgot to even ask her to keep the boots on!

I am slipping.

I'm not angry at you Loops, I'm just disappointed.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Without a wrist?

you.vre not lived unless you've back skuttled a woman in a nurses uniform doing the dishes with the brush in her mouth

btw

how do you fancy your team senegal for the WC?

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

doing the dishes with the brush in her mouth

Do you mean your next door neighbour's cock?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Do you mean your next door neighbour's cock?

he didn't keep chickens, that i was aware of

^ His loss!

Last night it was the old family favourite... Saturday night steak an' chips.

I picked up a couple of steaks at Makro... 'Grass Fed'... I mean, wtf else are you going to feed a cow on?

Fish pellets?



My eggs let me down a bit.

As is my way, I gave the daughter the biggest, juiciest steak...



While I had the less big and juicy inferior steak. A third of mine also was cut up into small pieces, American style, but then sneakily fed to 'Whitie New Girl 2' who is struggling a bit right now and I want her to get her Mojo and appetite back.



Lucky 'Whitie New Girl 2'!