Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Bloody hell though, Chits.

Gravy, curry and tomato ketchup.

How many pints had you had?

Seems he fell off his healthy diet as well. High cholesterol is real mate.

Cheese omelette,30 day dry aged ribeye steak.
Don't worry be back home in Bangkok soon with Gert, chicken feet and ant eggs on the menu soon.

KT did you manage to catch the cook and batter them?

Summer flex, grilled Halloumi in Pita

Last nights mac and cheese, adding Parmesan on the top before it goes into the oven now.

^Looking good Bones


Senorita called in with a bag of roast potatoes snatched from the mouths of starving old biddies in her care while I was in the motions of testing the fully functioning recoil action on my M65 tactical nuclear cannon.

I decided on the fly to transform them into a meal by nuking them and then grilling cheese on top of them

Pretty tasty.

Senorita polished off a monster plate of Tandoori. I didn't think she would manage it and I thought I had my left-over supper lined up, but she went the extra mile and did me proud with a clean plate.

^Ta very much

Never turn down free roast pots, turned out well!

Originally Posted by Looper

Senorita called in with a bag of roast potatoes snatched from the mouths of starving old biddies in her care

She pulled the same stunt again on her recent visitation so I thought I would have a crack at a Spanish omelette/tortilla this time

Get the Maillard reaction going and grate the cheese (tortilla is not supposed to have cheese - that is an element of fusion cuisine license)

Microwave the spuds and chuck them in

Beat the eggs and pour on. I only had 3 eggs. Could have done with 4 or 5

Fusion mature cheese scattered

Italian herbs and Moroccan spices

Then grill the top to finish her off

I managed to put half of it away so I am good for tomorrows dinner

Onions in Tortilla is very controversial in Espana!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Onions in Tortilla is very controversial in Espana!

Drunk and clueless as always chits.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Drunk and clueless as always chits.

You are the clueless twat in this instance

Pro-onion faction triumphs in Spain’s great omelette debate | Spain | The Guardian

Get a passport and broaden your horizons you Sceptic tank Five Guys scoffing wanker

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a passport and broaden your horizons you Sceptic tank Five Guys scoffing wanker

You don't travel anywhere past your shitty garden shed, you drunk tosspot. You have never even been to Spain. Furthermore, you just read some stupid guardian article and are trying to pose as some expert.

What a drunk clown.

I did laugh a bit reading that article that Chitty linked. An entire fractured society in Spain over onions in an omelet? Of course one must consider the source ....The Guardian. Doubt I would take that to seriously. Be like me reading the "Star" and saying WOW...Really.

Cheers Chits. Happy Friday. Were you drinking last night?

What on earth do you know about The Guardian's sources, stumpy?

sfa, is my guess.

Mind you, reading the article, it does contain dry humour - often a bit of a stretch for you guys.

I can tell you one thing - Chitty knows more about Spanish tortilla after reading it than snubby does.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What on earth do you know about The Guardian's sources, stumpy?

sfa, is my guess.

Come on Cyrille, Most news sources sensationalize any news nowadays for rankings and money. Journalism and reporting is not like it used to be. I trust none of it anymore and hence seldom ever read or watch the news. I simply do not give a shit. I follow economic and business only as I have vested interest in it.

I do agree that the article was funny. I laughed at it. Doubt is was ever as out of control as the source made it appear in a dry humor kind of way

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I follow economic and business only as I have vested interest in it.

So, like I said...


I used to live in Madrid and the story is accurate, with the level of passion somewhat heightened for comic effect.

Well thanks Cyrille, a trusted source. Good thing, based on the article we can all rest easy knowing the onion debate is over and the fist fighting ended. Win for Spain......

Originally Posted by bsnub

You have never even been to Spain.

He literally did a week long live travel thread from Spain 6 months ago.

He also lived in Gran Canaria, flogging timescare apartments and drinking Madri beer well before it was even brewed.

In Northampton.

Is there actually anyone from UK that hasn't been to Spain?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Is there actually anyone from UK that hasn't been arrested in Spain?

I think not.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Is there actually anyone from UK that hasn't been to Spain?

Unlikely.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Chitty knows more about Spanish tortilla after reading it than snubby does.

I seriously doubt it. I watched some Spanish chef bang one out...

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Is there actually anyone from UK that hasn't been to Spain?

Indeed, Brits visiting Spain is as common place as Yanks not leaving the good ole US of A and believing the Eifel Tower is in Las Vagas.