Thread: Dinner

On the 2nd day of Christmas Loy Toy gave to me


4 Iti pizzas

Good boy Reachy..

Really churning out the zingers this morning, Chitty.

Was it the 'fusion' pilchard and sherbet sugar puffs you had for breakfast?

3 lush mince pies

2 mini beef pies

And a Guinness Xmas Pudding

Originally Posted by cyrille

Really churning out the zingers this morning, Chitty.

Was it the 'fusion' pilchard and sherbet sugar puffs you had for breakfast?

Haven't you got a class full of special needs, illiterate camel shaggers to bore to sleep

If you're quick you can bore that traffic warden to sleep and move your car before you get a ticket on Cam01!

How were the Pizza's Dill?

I heard you left the bar 8 hours after I left and you told me you were leaving soon after me.

John told me he had one of his best daily turn-overs ever!

^yeah, got a bit messy Been in bed all day paying for it. Feeling a bit sombre now.

The pizza was great. Only ten minutes in the oven. I must admit though i did give it lashings of tabasco which is how i eat pizza.


Imgur is playing up or i'd upload a pic of it cooked. It looks far superior to those you'll see in a certain emporium on here and wont have had the ingredients scavenged from behind North Stoke's Sainsbury's at 10pm


Loved the mince pies, be needing more of them. There's a nice little crunch to the pastry too.

Will try the mini pies tomorrow or a midnight snack tonight

The christmas pud might not make it through the night either. Sure Ive got some custard in there somewhere

^ Good work Dill!

Sorry I left you early yesterday as my work permit only stipulates 1 hour association with drunken swines before I must leave to associate with more drunken swines.

^ its alright mate. I realise the Thai Heineken is twice the strength of a Fosters where you are from

Here she is...
Eat your heart out Chitty

^ that is no Hawaiian. You Gypo ripoff artist..

We want to see this nasty cumstain get cooked..

^ That's the Ham and Cheese mate for 60 Baht!

Best Pizza in Thailand of not the World!

Sort it out Dilli.... if you're going to eat Pizza, do it Seattle Style.

Originally Posted by bsnub

^We want to see this nasty cumstain get cooked..

mmmmmmmonster

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Here she is...
Eat your heart out Chitty

You know that's not cooked, right?

Originally Posted by Luigi

You know that's not cooked, right?

Double cooked. Cheese tends not to melt a second time, especially cheap shit faux mozzarella, so the cheese slick warms up with the casein becoming like plastic.

Should put that in the Tapas thread Dill, bet you ate them all

Originally Posted by Luigi

You know that's not cooked, right?

What would you know about oven cooking?

You can bung them in your microwave though bud and in 5 minutes be chowing down on something as authentic to Italy as you and Tony Cascarino.

Kashmir hipster food.

The masala tea was nice

Originally Posted by cyrille

They also do fuckin superb apple doughnuts in Amsterdam.

Never really been into the sweet stuff. All my mates were weed smokers, but I just binged on Heineken, Shawarmas, and chips and mayonnaise.

The Feelsgood, next to the canal, was where we used to plot up and they also did a decent pint which suited me. Hunters after that which meant we had to walk down one of the streets full of food to get to Warmoestraat.

Good times.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Here she is...
Eat your heart out Chitty

Bloody 'ell, Dil. You paid money for that? It looks dreadful.

Like summat you'd get out of Iceland. Or Chez Chitty.

Had to google "kashmir hipster" Puntski, all i could find was...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ka...tO4g3HjO13Z7M:



Fair enough

Dinner at the hydro ladies house.