Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
Is that a perfect fried egg?
Not really no. Apart from the pan being too hot, the white looks to have been constrained and the yolk lacks fat being splashed onto it.
No bacon, -1, and you really need to have Lincolnshire sausages with a little splodge of Coleman's. Cherry tomatoes? Nah! Black pudding +1. No baked beans -1. More mushrooms than meat -1.

Cyrille will be giving you detention for that...