What kind of a 1990s backarsewards phone do you have! No camera? Shesh!
My youngest daughter is the only one who eats meat more often than not and she made me bacon and eggs on toast (fried in the bacon grease) for my first 14-day self-isolation breakfast.
Keerist, bacon is good . . . unfortunately I can still do the garden and pool-work while i self-isolation.